**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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**Sean Hayes** (0:28)
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**Olivia Wilde** (1:09)
Hi, I'm Olivia Wilde. I somehow got talked into being on SmartLess.
So, I don't know. This is a disaster. Welcome to SmartLess.
**Jason Bateman** (1:47)
Can you get a small, I love you, you get a nice small mustache, and then start doing the, Will Arnett.
**Will Arnett** (1:53)
And then go full, like a little pointy goat.
**Sean Hayes** (1:55)
Yeah, like.
**Will Arnett** (1:56)
Will Arnett.
**Jason Bateman** (1:57)
Will Arnett, que bella.
**Will Arnett** (1:59)
Que bella, Will Arnett.
**Jason Bateman** (2:02)
So Sean, are those new specs?
**Sean Hayes** (2:06)
Oh yeah, do you like them?
**Will Arnett** (2:07)
Yeah.
**Sean Hayes** (2:08)
No, you don't like them. Oh, sorry. I do like them.
**Jason Bateman** (2:10)
I'm sorry.
**Sean Hayes** (2:12)
You said that so quickly.
**Jason Bateman** (2:13)
No, I do.
**Sean Hayes** (2:13)
Yeah, look.
**Jason Bateman** (2:14)
I do.
**Sean Hayes** (2:15)
They're nice.
**Jason Bateman** (2:16)
Wait, who made the clear Hornrim frames famous? I feel like it was like a Ted McGinley or one of those handsome fellows.
**Will Arnett** (2:23)
You're welcome.
**Sean Hayes** (2:24)
I think I did.
**Will Arnett** (2:25)
Andy Richter.
**Sean Hayes** (2:26)
Oh, Andy Richter wears them.
**Will Arnett** (2:27)
Andy's always worn them. Yeah.
**Sean Hayes** (2:28)
Yeah, for a long time.
**Jason Bateman** (2:30)
What did I just see Andy Richter is in?
**Sean Hayes** (2:33)
He's in Obsession.
**Jason Bateman** (2:34)
Obsession, yes.
**Sean Hayes** (2:35)
Yeah, he was great.
**Will Arnett** (2:37)
I love Andy. Can I just say that just as a general rule? Well, we all do.
**Jason Bateman** (2:41)
What's not to love?
**Will Arnett** (2:43)
He's so fucking funny.
**Sean Hayes** (2:45)
Yeah, he is funny.
**Jason Bateman** (2:46)
Well, I think you can take the surprise out of your voice.
**Will Arnett** (2:48)
No, I'm not surprised, but you have those moments where you just think about somebody and you go, God, Andy, God, we used to have so much. Remember we used to play cards with Andy?
**Jason Bateman** (2:56)
See, he's still alive.
**Will Arnett** (2:58)
No, I know. I'm just saying, remember we used to play cards all the time back in the day.
**Jason Bateman** (3:02)
You know, with Kyle Bass.
**Will Arnett** (3:04)
I remember Andy one time at my old place in Venice. Remember when he came down the stairs and he had somebody, Giles had brought fudge or something, and Andy came down and he had, there was fudge all around his mouth. And he's like, hey, I couldn't find the fudge.
**Sean Hayes** (3:22)
I couldn't find the fudge.
**Will Arnett** (3:23)
I couldn't find the fudge and it was all around his mouth. He was like, it wasn't anywhere. I couldn't find it anywhere.
**Sean Hayes** (3:29)
Yeah, Jay, what did you think about Obsession? Wasn't it a good movie?
**Jason Bateman** (3:33)
Yeah, I really liked it. Now, is that what you were watching with my wife the other day?
**Sean Hayes** (3:37)
I was watching it with your wife in your house and you weren't there. I was so jealous.
**Will Arnett** (3:41)
Oh, let me just check my phone.
**Jason Bateman** (3:43)
Scotty was there too.
**Sean Hayes** (3:44)
And Scotty was there, yeah.
**Will Arnett** (3:45)
Let me just see if I must have got to pay for that.
**Sean Hayes** (3:48)
I know.
**Jason Bateman** (3:48)
You will pay for that one.
**Sean Hayes** (3:49)
I will pay for that one.
**Jason Bateman** (3:50)
No, you're gonna text the guys after this session. You're gonna say, hey guys, would you trim out the little spot where I totally forgot that Scott was sitting next to me?
**Sean Hayes** (3:59)
Wait, Jason, you just nodded to somebody. Is that somebody making you an egg sandwich or something? Ew!
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