OG Anunoby Sliding Into DMs and the Yankees Playoff Failures

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Craig Carton (0:34)

By the way, basketball season is right around the corner. Just real quick, OG Anunoby was in the news today on social media. Before we get back to our Yankee calls, OG Anunoby dropped themselves into the DMs of a dwarf whore. What's up?

Chris McMonigle (0:51)

Excuse me?

Craig Carton (0:51)

What happened?

Chris McMonigle (0:52)

Who dropped themselves into the whore?

Craig Carton (0:53)

OG Anunoby sent a note to DM to a dwarf whore saying, hey, let me fly you to New York City, try and get some action with a dwarf whore.

How about that? That's my guy right there. Now, if she's a little person compared to me and you, imagine how extra little she is compared to your guys' talls, OG Anunoby. He's like 6'6, 6'7, isn't he?

Chris McMonigle (1:16)

Yeah, gotta be.

Craig Carton (1:16)

Yeah, so there's a very attractive, well put together little person who is, I guess she's a content creator, which I think means OnlyFans, I think. I'm not positive about that.

Chris McMonigle (1:30)

No, it doesn't have to mean that.

Craig Carton (1:31)

But she puts herself out on display and OG's like, what's up, baby? Welcome to Master Square Garden.

Chris McMonigle (1:36)

Let me fly you out.

Craig Carton (1:37)

Yeah, he said, let me fly you to New York City.

Chris McMonigle (1:40)

Nice.

Craig Carton (1:40)

Probably a lesser fare, too, so. You know, smaller seat.

Chris McMonigle (1:44)

I think that's what we may think. Maybe he's...

Craig Carton (1:46)

So I was thinking, you think he flies a coach like Savannah James does?

Chris McMonigle (1:49)

He's frugal, and that's how he selects his ladies?

Craig Carton (1:51)

Yeah, get a little person, little fare, little people, little fare. In any event, that's my guy right there. OG's living the life. He's like, I got the tip in.

Chris McMonigle (1:59)

And speaking of tip ins... Come on, that was easy.

That was too easy. You gotta work harder for it.

Craig Carton (2:08)

Here's the problem with it, though. She put him on blast.

Chris McMonigle (2:10)

Yeah.

Craig Carton (2:12)

She's the one that put the story out there.

Chris McMonigle (2:13)

Well, I'm assuming he's not.

Craig Carton (2:14)

Like, OG's not promoting it.

Chris McMonigle (2:15)

The dude barely says anything.

Craig Carton (2:16)

Right. She put a thing out on social media going, look who dropped it to my DMs.

Chris McMonigle (2:21)

Yeah. She's very proud of herself.

Craig Carton (2:23)

No way she says no to that, right?

Chris McMonigle (2:25)

Well, yeah.

Craig Carton (2:25)

No. If that's what you do, that's the kind of guy you are.

Chris McMonigle (2:27)

She's a content creator. Getting DMs from OG Anunoby is content.

Craig Carton (2:31)

Yeah.

Chris McMonigle (2:31)

Flying out and hanging out with OG is content. Right.

Craig Carton (2:34)

That's what I'm saying.

Chris McMonigle (2:35)

But you gotta be aware when you're involved...

Craig Carton (2:36)

You think he picks you up at the airport, you think he sends a little car for her.

Chris McMonigle (2:45)

You think that's what... You think it's just one of those remote-controllable convertibles?

Craig Carton (2:48)

Yeah, like one of those matchboxes or something.

Chris McMonigle (2:49)

Matchbox.

Craig Carton (2:50)

Yeah. Honey, guess what? Your Uber's here. Where is it? It's right there.

Chris McMonigle (2:56)

Yeah, push the start button. Lights off and everything.

Craig Carton (2:58)

There you go. Anyhow, OG's my dog, and he's trying to get the little person action. Can't knock the game, baby.

Chris McMonigle (3:04)

No.

Craig Carton (3:05)

Cannot knock the game.

Chris McMonigle (3:06)

Everyone was trying to convince me all day that I should be happy that the Yankees lost because the Knicks won the championship.

Craig Carton (3:11)

Excuse me? That's one of the silliest things I've heard.

Chris McMonigle (3:14)

I'm not happy, but it should lighten my mood. It should make me feel better because the Knicks won.

Craig Carton (3:18)

I think at some point when you're able to look at the good things in life from a sports fan perspective, you can pivot to, I'm miserable and pissed off that the Yankees once again let me down, but I'm not going to forget the fact that the Knicks brought me a pre-tendent championship six months ago.