‘Off Campus’ Star Mika Abdalla Dumps Jake Short After 5 Years - H3 After Dark #68

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
No one goes to Hanks for his spreadsheets. They go for a darn good pizza. Lately though, the shop's been quiet. So Hanks decides to bring back the $1 slice. He asks Copilot in Microsoft Excel to look at his sales and costs, help him see if he can afford it. Copilot shows Hanks where the money's going, and which little extras make the dollar slice work. Now Hanks has a line out the door. Hanks makes the pizza, Copilot handles the spreadsheets. Learn more at m365copilot.com.

**Kate** (0:36)
Friday, Friday.

**David** (0:39)
Look at my pride shirt.

**Kate** (0:40)
Look at your pride hair. You never let the curlies out.

**David** (0:45)
I'm gay today.

**Kate** (0:46)
Gay Harley from the present is here.

**David** (0:50)
The closeted Harley from the past.

**Kate** (0:52)
Closeted Harley. You look so cute with your hairs out.
I love it.

**David** (0:59)
Yeah, we look like we're related.

**Kate** (1:01)
We do, I mean, I've always thought that.

**David** (1:03)
Right?

**Kate** (1:04)
Yeah, we seem related.

**David** (1:06)
Yeah, definitely cut from the same cloth. David, David, come here so we can see how different you look from us.

**Kate** (1:13)
I think the curlies are us.

**David** (1:15)
You know what? I got bad news for us, Kate, though.

**Kate** (1:18)
What?

**David** (1:19)
I think like we might be, definitely me, maybe not you.

**Kate** (1:25)
Oh, God, what?

**David** (1:27)
I feel like David might be more homo sapien than us. We are more, we got to...

**Kate** (1:38)
Do not bring me into whatever this is.

**David** (1:41)
You don't like this?

**Kate** (1:42)
You think you're a Neanderthal?

**David** (1:44)
I'm just saying I got more. I'm just saying, I'm just saying.

**Kate** (1:47)
You and I are uglier and less human.

**David** (1:49)
That's not, well, less human, no. I think they're all, they're all... Listen, that's tricky. That's a whole other, that's a podcast. That's a deep dive. I'm just saying we're like, if we were in a...
We're like, we got more of that seasoning, that Neanderthal seasoning. You don't think so? I do. So by default, you're with me. Like, I don't know what to tell you.

**Kate** (2:12)
Yeah, you look like a fucking caveman.

**David** (2:14)
Yes, yes, I know that. I know, I know you don't. I know you don't.
But we did start off by saying that we look like we're related.

**Kate** (2:22)
OK.

**David** (2:22)
So what are you related to the caveman family? But you don't. Oh, you're too good.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:28)
You're too good.

**Kate** (2:29)
I only have cavemen in my family from marriage. That's we're related on like our mom.

**David** (2:34)
What's so bad about Neanderthal? But what's so bad about Neanderthal anyway?

**David** (2:39)
Now you're just dissing your wife.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:41)
I don't think I have.

**Kate** (2:43)
No, but in this reality, in this reality, Harley and I are related and we're cousins and the Neanderthal is on his dead side.

**David** (2:51)
My skull is Neanderthal, Coda. You don't have a Neanderthal skull. For that, you're fortunate.

**Kate** (2:56)
I don't protrude.

**David** (2:58)
Yes, I have like a built-in visor practically, but I'm just saying what's so bad about Neanderthal anyways? What?

**Kate** (3:08)
It's not human.

**David** (3:10)
Well, it's not.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:11)
I don't think for a woman, it's not cool to look like a Neanderthal.

**David** (3:16)
Well, listen, I think I wait. What is whatever you don't think aren't aren't don't we have that spice in us? Isn't aren't we all don't we have some Neanderthal vibes?

**Kate** (3:26)
I did by 24 David, and I don't think it said I had much at all.

**David** (3:30)
Oh, it'll talk to you like that.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:31)
It'll talk to you like that.

**Kate** (3:33)
Oh, I'll tell you based on what I don't know. But yeah, but I do not based on lies. Probably Neanderthal.

**David** (3:40)
This wasn't about us. It was more how David is not Neanderthal.

**Kate** (3:44)
He's very human.

**David** (3:46)
Homo sapien, though. I think they're a bit different, though.

**Kate** (3:49)
David is very homo sapien.

**David** (3:52)
Yes. Like I'm just saying.
If like David's by himself, not with a whole pack of David's communicating.

**Kate** (4:01)
Yeah.

**David** (4:02)
And he came upon me, one V one out in the wild. I'm eating you with you.

**SPEAKER_8** (4:08)
I'm eating his ass.

**SPEAKER_7** (4:10)
You with your club.

**David** (4:12)
Oh, give me ass.

**Kate** (4:13)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_7** (4:15)
Give me ass.

**Kate** (4:16)
I me eat ass. That's definitely Harlequin. Please do not lump me in to be.

**David** (4:24)