NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang Has Affair with Chinese Spy - AI Bubble Popping Like It's Hot

Eli the Computer Guy (0:00)

Oh lordy, lordy, lordy, when it comes to the AI fraud, this is not a story I was expecting to see, coming from Reuters and everybody else. Nvidia probes whether CEO Huang was target of foreign spying as he admits a fair. So that's right, Jensen Huang decided to go out and get himself some strange, and surprise, surprise, apparently, he decided to screw a Chinese spy. Good going there, Jensen Huang.

Oh, what the hell? For Christ's sake. So yeah, apparently, there's this woman he's been having an affair with. She's with a Chinese corporation with ties to the Chinese government. And so now there is discussion that he basically allowed her to get access to certain proprietary Nvidia information as he was having the affair, which is just a hell of a thing. You know, one of the things I've been talking about for years at this point in time, I've been bringing up this whole idea of counterintelligence. Hey, tech companies, where's your counterintelligence? I brought this up with Scott Abel, CEO of SpiceWorks, back in 2012 when I was in Austin interviewing him. I brought this up with Kyle Hansloven, the founder and CEO of Huntress, which is a cybersecurity firm. Basically, I've just been screaming for a long fucking time now, counterintelligence. And what is very, very weird is when I talk with CEOs, when I talk with prominent people about this, they always give me that look. Oh, isn't that cute? Oh, look at Eli the Computer Guy wanting to be all dramatic and bring up this idea and make him sound cool. He-he-he, counterintelligence, that's funny. Yeah, fuckheads, there might actually be a reason why I bring this concept up. And it's just a hell of a thing to be seen. Again, in 2026, where, I mean, the concepts of counterintelligence just is just...

I really, I honestly just simply do not understand why this is not being taken seriously. Like, one of the things I think about, again, I started off in the Army doing electronic repair. I was down at Bragg. And years ago, again, this was 90s. This was late 90s. I remember reading the write up from Special Operations. They had done, like, this wargaming scenario. And the idea with Russia, it was Russia, Russia back in the day. And Russia was, like, attacking some breakaway province or whatever else. And basically, they were going to go and they were going to do this fight. And the scenario, basically what happened with the scenario is that Russia had been able to basically screw with all the electronic equipment with their enemy before the fighting actually started. So, essentially, what happened is when the fighting started, the people went to key in their radios in order to call in artillery fire or whatever else. And when they went to go use their radio, basically the radio would just start telling them to surrender. Russia has already won surrender now. And the idea there is that Russia had been able to screw with the computer equipment, with the networking equipment, with the communication equipment and all that kind of stuff, before the conflict had even begun. And so that when the one side went to go fight, everything had already been compromised. And so think about that. All of the communication infrastructure basically fell apart because Russia had compromised it long, long before the fight had even begun. And you hear that, it's like, well, that's a bit of, you know, whatever, war gaming. But you think about this like with Israel. Again, how would we feel about Israel? The whole, I think it was again, was it Hamas, right? With the pagers. Think about this with the pagers, right? Israel was able not just to compromise, whatever it was, like a thousand pagers or whatever, but when we say compromise, we don't mean they inserted some firmware into the pagers or whatever. They were able to get the pagers to explode and kill people, right? That is literally the degree they were able to compromise that kind of electronic equipment. And so it's really interesting here, right? Is that you have a company, the size of Nvidia. So Nvidia is the most valuable company in the world, somewhere around about $5 trillion, and their fucking CEO was able to betray the entire country. Jensen Huang betrayed his family. Jensen Huang betrayed his company. Jensen Huang betrayed his country. And Nvidia, apparently, didn't know what the fuck was going on. That is a hell of a thing, and this is why I keep bringing up the whole idea of counterintelligence. If your employees, if your CEO has been compromised by an adversarial nation state, would the board have any mechanism to even know that that had happened? And what we see in so much of the technology world is the answer is no, for whatever reason. And so this is, this is just a hell of a thing, right? Nvidia said on Sunday its board was probing whether CEO Jensen Huang had been the target of a foreign intelligence effort after a media report alleged he had a close relationship with a Chinese businesswoman who passed information to Beijing. So again, notice, after a media report alleged, the board isn't doing this because during the due process of their counterintelligence audits, they found out that Jensen Huang was betraying the United States, right? They did not find out about his illicit activity through their due course, right? No, apparently this came from a media report. Huang said in a message to employees that he had been unfaithful to his wife and took, quote, the full responsibility for his actions, while Nvidia said the CEO was committed to continuing to lead the company without interruption, right? So Jensen Huang fucks around on his wife, around on his company, around on his country, but don't worry, don't worry, he's still going to be CEO of the company, right? Apparently, right, this is how his thought process works, right? And it's just like, don't worry, don't worry, we're gonna keep working without interruption. So what else is Jensen Huang doing? What else is Jensen Huang doing that's betraying this country? Inquiring minds would like to know. What will the board, would the board even find out? The New York Times reported last month that Huang had a relationship with Alice Huang, an unrelated former executive of Singapore based company, Megaspeed, who US authorities investigated and concluded was a Chinese intelligence asset. Jensen Huang was getting fucked by a Chinese intelligence asset. US authorities have scrutinized Megaspeed, which buys AI chips from Nvidia, over suspicions that help Beijing gain access to advanced AI chips that are barred from shipment to China. Quote, the Nvidia board is initiating an independent investigation in light of recent reporting that founder and CEO Jensen Huang has been the target of a foreign intelligence effort.