Nostalgia Night: Watching Old YouTube Classics! - H3 After Dark #72

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
Okay, I have to tell you, I was just looking on eBay, where I go for all kinds of things I love, and there it was.

**David** (0:06)
That hologram trading card.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:07)
One of the rarest, the last one I needed for my set.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:10)
Shiny like the designer handbag of my dreams. One of a kind. eBay had it, and now everyone's asking, ooh, where'd you get your windchill wiper?

**SPEAKER_5** (0:19)
eBay has all the parts that fit my car. No more annoying. Just beautiful.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:25)
Millions of finds, each with a story.

**Harley** (0:27)
eBay, things people love.

**Ethan Klein** (0:39)
Vibes, oh my god, my head looks gigantic. I'll sit back in my baby seat. Hi, everyone.
The vibes are weird.

**SPEAKER_8** (0:54)
Yo, what up, guys?

**Harley** (0:55)
Beautiful Monday, back at it for a banging week. After dark, well, we always keep the vibes happy and good.

**Ethan Klein** (1:03)
Light.

**Harley** (1:03)
Everyone have a good day today.

**SPEAKER_10** (1:05)
Super.

**Ethan Klein** (1:09)
My eyes are so itchy and swollen.

**Harley** (1:12)
Let's make me bigger.

**Ethan Klein** (1:14)
Yeah, it looks good.

**Harley** (1:16)
Let's get this started right. Big Monday, big Harley jokes as usual.

**SPEAKER_11** (1:22)
Hi, everyone.

**Ethan Klein** (1:24)
No, I'm glad that you have jokes. I have no jokes.

**Harley** (1:27)
Well, you know, I did.

**Ethan Klein** (1:30)
Ethan, we love you. Tell him we said we love him.

**David** (1:34)
They love you.

**Ethan Klein** (1:36)
We love you, Ethan.

**Harley** (1:38)
Tell me made a sad, told you today.

**Ethan Klein** (1:43)
You got good.

**SPEAKER_10** (1:44)
He made us like you like my motion.

**Ethan Klein** (1:45)
Yeah.

**David** (1:46)
So it's all jittery.

**Harley** (1:49)
Oh, David about to win another watch right now. Yeah.

**Ethan Klein** (1:55)
Get careful. Don't everybody don't do whatever.

**Harley** (1:58)
Don't do whatever the fuck. This is too fast.
Yeah. On Ethan there, because it'll he got the master. It's OK. It's one of the rules of power. Never outshine the master.

**David** (2:10)
I'm not the man. I had some weight on my wrist.

**Ethan Klein** (2:12)
I thought you meant he was going to pick up a new tick if you did it. Oh, oh, maybe he said they're contagious.

**Harley** (2:20)
Really?

**Ethan Klein** (2:21)
Say that. Yeah. Yeah, they can be.

**Harley** (2:23)
I tried to make me more proportion to what how it is, and I look like I'm like a large muted person here. I've messed this up.

**Ethan Klein** (2:32)
All right.

**Harley** (2:34)
But let me let me balance it out a bit more.

**Ethan Klein** (2:36)
That's good.

**Harley** (2:37)
That's good.

**Ethan Klein** (2:38)
Yeah.
Should I make myself smaller? Should we just do this for an hour?

**Harley** (2:43)
Go lower. Go lower. Yeah.

**SPEAKER_12** (2:46)
Yeah. Yeah.

**Harley** (2:46)
Get stopped. That's good.

**David** (2:47)
Like that.

**Harley** (2:48)
Now that's crazy.

**David** (2:49)
Oh, yeah. Perfect. Don't worry about that. Don't worry about that black bar there.

**Harley** (2:53)
This is good. Don't fucking move. Don't fucking move. This is it.

**Ethan Klein** (2:58)
Don't fucking move. Oh, guys.

**Harley** (3:01)
Dude, hey.
Now, I was going to say, so I got to eat. He's got us sitting down and talking twice in one day. This job's hard.

**Ethan Klein** (3:13)
This job is so hard. I'm sitting and talking in here instead of sitting and talking out there.
How do we manage it?

**Harley** (3:23)
Two times sitting and talking?

**SPEAKER_3** (3:24)
No, that's crazy.

**Ethan Klein** (3:26)
That is a lot. It's a lot to ask, Ethan.

**Harley** (3:27)
He better give us $100.

**Ethan Klein** (3:29)
Yeah, each, not to split like last time.

**David** (3:34)
Yeah, it wasn't enough.

**Ethan Klein** (3:35)
Oh, God. Okay, so that was-

**Harley** (3:39)
Sadder than you thought?

**Ethan Klein** (3:42)
Yes.

**Harley** (3:43)
Sadder than I thought. David, I was wrong. Last night, you were like, it's going to be tough to make an episode after that. I was like, dude, take time off. If you need it, I'll be good. But then, in the last hour, mostly when, actually, when Zach-

**Ethan Klein** (3:56)
Oh, God.

**Harley** (3:57)
Pointed out the exact thing that I was coming to grips with at the exact same time was like, you forget why this is happening, this video, because you're just going through all these memories, which I didn't know H3 had so many. I knew they were friends.

**Ethan Klein** (4:12)
Yeah.

**Harley** (4:13)
But then you have this moment of being like, oh yeah, we're commemorating someone that's not with us anymore. And yeah, seeing him get that little guitar.