Noah's Ark: 100% Unconfirmed

Dan McClellan (0:00)

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Dan Beecher (0:20)

You're definitely an adult, you're just an old one.

Dan McClellan (0:23)

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Dan Beecher (3:17)

From above, you look down on it, and if you trace it, you could totally say that's a boat.

Dan McClellan (3:22)

Or a volva, particularly with the other ridges that are around it.

Dan Beecher (3:26)

Yes. Can we start calling the different parts of this archaeological site the Labia Minora and Labia Majora of Noah's Ark? Because that makes me very happy.

Dan McClellan (3:44)

Hey everybody, I'm Dan McClellan.

Dan Beecher (3:46)

And I'm Dan Beecher.

Dan McClellan (3:47)

This is Data Over Dogma, where we increase public access to the academic study of the Bible and religion, and we combat the spread of misinformation about the same. And we've got our combat boots at the ready, don't we?

Dan Beecher (4:01)

Yeah, it's a misinformation kind of day today. I'm excited. Put on your hiking boots, because we're going to go look for a boat on the top of a mountain.

It's an artifacts and fiction. And yeah, it's Noah's Ark, because some new facts have come to light, some ins and outs and what have you.

Dan McClellan (4:23)

New information has indeed come to light.

Dan Beecher (4:28)

So yeah, we're going to talk about that. That'll be fun in the first half of the show. Second half of the show is going to be really cool, too, because what is that? We're going to talk about messiah. And frankly, I think we're all wrong about what a messiah is. And so it'll be nice to clear that up in some way. Yeah.