Nimesh Patel: A Joke About Drinking
Netflix Is A Daily Joke
October 14, 2026
Nimesh Patel jokes about drinking in his Netflix special, "Buy The Dip".
Speakers Nimesh Patel
Nimesh Patel (0:04)
People stop drinking, according to my dad's liquor store reports. And... Anyone here stop drinking? No. Okay, someone back there? If you don't drink, how do you read the news?
It's the only way I can read the news. Every morning I get drunk and I open the paper. It makes it a lot more tolerable, you know? Oh, I agree with the Pope. Cheers. Gas is $8. One for the road.
Her husband has titties?
I gotta stop drinking, man. These titties are starting to look pretty good. Watch Nimesh Patel, Buy The Dip. Only on Netflix.
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