NFL Week 5, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Horrific Loss, The Worst Tie Ever, Bears Get Punk'd And A Seahawks/Niners Classic Plus Who's Back And MLB Playoffs

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On today's Pardon My Take, presented by Draft Kings. The Sickos and Perverts have a hell of a show ready for them because we had a hell of a Sunday. We're gonna go through every game. We're gonna start with fastest two minutes. The unreal ending to the Eagles game, the unreal ending to the Commanders game, the Bears getting absolutely punked in Lambeau, the Seahawks, Niners game, which was incredible. We got some awesome football to recap.

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Drake May is back.

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Drake May is back.

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Back.

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Let me be the first to wish everybody out there a very happy.

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Locktober, Locktober, and we start in London, with Max and the Fowl for the Eagles.

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We head across the pond, where a beat-up Eagles roster had Jalen Sykes I'm saying. I'm really hurt. Do you think you could get me some help? And the only response he got was, you sound like you're in London.

It was all Jags in the first quarter as Parker George Washington was mossing the Delaware County en route to an early lead. But then the Eagles started feasting on both sides of the ball with a healthy portion of fish and wicks with a side of Jalen Tartar sauce to get the Eagles back in the game. Then to top it off, Darius.

Decided to keep the ball in play, allowing the Jags to get into field all range and win the fucking game. Eight seconds left, no timeouts. Eight seconds left, no timeouts. Eight seconds left, no timeouts. Eagles lose, fuck me.

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Thanks Max. To Green Bay where the Packers looked to raise the little floor of their season and get off the mat against the Bears after a playoff loss last year. And get off the mat, they did, as they went bombs over Baghdad, the actual war, not the outcast song, on the Bears secondary, as the Packer Faithful said, they like it, they Jordan love it, they want some more of it. Speaking of war, Tyson, Bajan, Orange, burnt my eyes out as he struggled to move the ball down the field all Sunday long. Beating the Bears today was elementary, my dear Christian Watson, as the wide receiver scored twice and the Bears became a pelt on his wall. Packers, 31, Bears, 7

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We go to Miami as Malik Willis Towers season is up in the air with about a hundred stories of why it looks like he is so high.

But today it was a throwback as he put the Bengals in the searing sud.