NFL Week 3, Fastest 2 Minutes, Drake Maye Has The Yips, The Ravens Win In 7 Seconds, Witching Hour Madness Plus Who's Back Of The Week

Big Cat (0:00)

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On today's Pardon My Take, presented by DraftKings, it's week three in the NFL, and we're going to get to every single game. We start with fastest two minutes. What's going on with Drake Maye? The commanders win their first game, upset the Seahawks, the Chargers are sad to look at, the Ravens score with seven seconds left, Sunday Night Football, then we're going to do Who's Back of the Week, talk a little Monday Night Football coming up, Bears, Eagles also play off baseball this week. And it's all brought to you by our friends at Paramount, plus soccer fans, the UEFA Champions League is back, the world crowned its winner. Now the Champions play where the best players from the best clubs collide from September to June, and every match is Paramount. This is the world's best soccer. It is. It is. It's truly. And guess what? It's bonus sports because the Champions League, we get games on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. The middle of the afternoon, if you're living in America, it is the best, the UEFA Champions League, where the best players collide from September to June, streaming live exclusively on Paramount Plus. Let's watch some really, really good soccer being played, or football, with Paramount Plus and the UEFA Champions League, where the best players collide from September to June, streaming live exclusively on Paramount Plus. Okay, let's go.

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We start in the AFC North, where you know it's going to be a fight club when Meet Joe Blackboro and the Bengals go into Brad Pittsburgh, where there used to be a very dangerous 7 at quarterback.

Max (2:48)

What's in the box?

Big Cat (2:49)

How many men in the box? Somehow this game was a shootout.

Max (2:53)

Huh? As Jamarboro Chase and T.

Big Cat (2:57)

Siggins smoked the Steelers, both going for 90 plus in a score, while Baron Trump Rogers stood 10 feet tall in the pocket, finding receivers all afternoon, and proving that he is the favorite son of Mike McCarthy, who looks very, very good, by the way.

Zach (3:13)

He looks like he lost weight there, Teach.

Big Cat (3:15)

Good for you, coach. The game was close until a couple of special team errors doomed the Bengals, as Cedric the Entertainer Williams roughed the kicker, and Keyshawn Williams Scott said, dude, where's the ball on a fourth quarter punt, helping seal a Steelers victory?

Steelers 30, Bengals 27

Max (3:33)

What? What? What?

Wake up, Maggie. I think I got something to say to you. It's late September and we're going to Indianapolis. We're Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the AMC South. Welcome the Texans who have a track record of slower starts to the 1970 El Camino. Pause this for a second, guys.

Memes (4:00)

I just got to say.

Max (4:01)

Because I just got to say. What the is going on?

Matt Stafford, what the is the matter with you? We're tipping the boomers and the Broncos are tired. This is some absolute bullshit.

null (4:13)

Oh my god.

Max (4:15)

You son of a bitch. Who could have seen this coming? No. The Broncos take the lead.

null (4:21)

No.

Big Cat (4:22)

And the pun was blocked.

Max (4:24)

No. Boom. Seems like he had some money on the game.

It's all rigged. It's all rigged, Dej.

Back to Indianapolis. The Texans have a track record of slower starts than a 1970 El Camino. The Colts took their Pierce out, and now the holes are starting to fill in in his absence with Moe Prince Ali Cox, who finally got it through his head. The offense sputtered out on long drives as Avril Lavigne, the offense sputtered out on long drives. Avril Lavigne, a lot to be desired, as Spencer Schrader Boy said, see you later, boy. I can make many more long field goals. Damn Daniel was back at it again with the fumbles, and Woody Marks put a stain on the Colts clean sheet with a touchdown, and the Texans took the lead with 1.48 left in the fourth quarter. But our long national nightmare is over, as Sauce Gartner has first won his game in the country since 2024, and he's CJ Stroud to be an American, where Houston's 0-3, and I won't forget Keenan Allen and his extreme PAC, and I gladly stand up. Indianapolis, 19, Houston, 17

Big Cat (5:46)

Great job. Way to keep your composure there, Boom.