NFL Talk, Caleb's Hammy, Taylor Swift, GV Fantasy Highs & Lows : If I Speak HIGHLIGHT

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Then Maddie asks, and we'll quickly go over this. He says, fuck, where's the Patreon? He says, I have two peak tight ends on my roster. Either of you want to cook something up, rough week for your champ. If you don't know, obviously-

SPEAKER_2 (0:14)

He's talking to you?

SPEAKER_1 (0:16)

No, this is the Patreon. No, he was the champ, remember? He said, recipe for the champ. He's the defending champ. Because I think Maddie is, I will bring up our, what the fuck, fantasy draft right now going on. So next year, obviously you're not in it, you can join, but even if you want to, you can join the NFL Discord. We have tons of times there. That's the time where social media is great. Fucking the football season, man, the memes, everything.

It's a good time.

SPEAKER_2 (0:40)

Oh, look at you, 2-0.

SPEAKER_1 (0:41)

Yeah, 2-0, which is great, because last week with Jayne Daniels, yeah, he's had a big O out there.

SPEAKER_2 (0:48)

Dude, Jonathan Taylor, that was insane.

SPEAKER_1 (0:50)

He is, and look at Devonte Adams though today.

SPEAKER_2 (0:53)

I was watched.

That was crazy. That was crazy.

SPEAKER_1 (0:56)

Yeah. So I'm called the failures because I was not one win away. I was last place in the league. The only reason I was not last is because I had more points than DTOL. So we tied for last, but that's one of the failures, a shout out to Lestat, but also because of that. But yeah, and I also had the most points this week. So I was popping off big time. But yeah, I'm 2-0. I needed last year was crazy. So I'm feeling good right now. And last week, me and Kirkland face off, finally after five games, I finally beat Kirkland. Some were legit, some were injuries, but Kirkland beat me every time for the past two years. So I needed that monkey off my bat. So I beat you last week. And I beat Mike.

SPEAKER_2 (1:32)

Even if there is. I don't know what that.

SPEAKER_1 (1:35)

And then you, you could, what was your, what was your guys match?

SPEAKER_2 (1:39)

Look how bad this was also. If I put Brock Birdie in, I probably would have won. But then also Malik neighbors is made out of a fucking wet napkin. This guy, I'm never drafting this guy ever again. He went out of the game with like a sore. Yeah, he did. Scraped elbow or some shit. No, you did by that. You wouldn't have beat him with Viking Suck Dick also this week.

SPEAKER_1 (1:58)

Yeah, they didn't. You would have had 40 because you remember Lamar still is 14 So if you had 20, it would have been 14 more. So you still would have needed six on clay there.

SPEAKER_2 (2:06)

Only if you play birdie and Malik neighbors gave me one point. That's two catches. It's supposed to be a stud. He could have got you two more catches. What's my defense? Scroll down, actually, the defense this week.

SPEAKER_1 (2:16)

Not bad. 11

SPEAKER_2 (2:17)

They stopped. They stopped. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_1 (2:19)

That's good. If the defense for me can stay at a 10

SPEAKER_2 (2:23)

Did I have anyone else on my bench that got points? Scroll down a little bit. I think there was like a running back that had like 14

SPEAKER_1 (2:27)

Coleman. Yeah.

But the rest like that's...

SPEAKER_2 (2:31)

See at the bottom, never going to see him on my roster ever again. That guy. Adios with your 2.5 buddy.

SPEAKER_1 (2:36)

Oh man, Clay has two defenses. He made a mistake. Look at this Patriots defense, 21 points. He had benched.

SPEAKER_2 (2:43)

Smoked me.

SPEAKER_1 (2:44)

And even look at Ferguson. What did he have for a tight end? He had...

SPEAKER_2 (2:49)

It could have been so much worse.

SPEAKER_1 (2:50)

He's got two good tight ends there. He's like Maddie there. So yeah, you're own two.

SPEAKER_2 (2:55)

I couldn't believe it also because I was watching that Detroit Bills game, and I'm like, man, Bills are going to like 78-nothing this Detroit game. Like I'm totally good because of course, Clay famously has like three Detroit players on his team. I sort of got like every single one got like 30 points that game. Like they still lost Detroit, but still they cooked. Jared Goff had like almost 30 points. Of course, Omen Say Raw was like, yeah, like 30 plus.

SPEAKER_1 (3:21)

They're like Mike's Cowboy. He is less than now, but Mike's Cowboys even now still cook when they're cooking. Like last night, which we're going to get into, he says, fucking Drake May. Yeah, never played Drake May again. At least on Mike, though, I feel like, because at one point, there was a chance where if you played Drake May, I'm like, oh man, we were closer. You could have beat me. At least I feel like Devonte Adams should make you feel better because you go, oh, no matter what, I would have lost. Because Devonte Adams, he's good, but him popping off with 40 points, I was like, well, and look at that. Now this cast is going to fuck me over. I'm now ranked first in the league.