NEW MOMMY | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:65

Narciso (0:10)

Hey, welcome back!

DoKnow (0:12)

Today, we have your guys' favorite fat girl in the world.

Humberto (0:17)

Stupid ass, man.

SPEAKER_4 (0:18)

And we have... Glad to do your introduction again.

DoKnow (0:20)

Favorite fat girl in the world, Narthisa.

Andrea (0:22)

It's your birthday, you cry if you want to.

Narciso (0:23)

You cry if I want to.

If you want to cry, if I want to. If you've been crying your whole life, if you haven't been crying, cry. Happy birthday. Thank you so much. Thank you, Jakarta. I missed you, Jakarta. Do you know?

DoKnow (0:35)

You do not miss us.

Narciso (0:36)

Do you know what I do miss?

DoKnow (0:38)

I want to let you know right now, I want to let you know right now, when I am in a different country without you guys, without you guys, I do not miss any of you guys at all. I was in Austin, like, two weeks ago.

Narciso (0:49)

Austin, another country.

DoKnow (0:51)

No, no, I know it's not another country, it's another city in a different state. But when I am in a different country, I don't miss you guys at all because I'm busy. But when I was in Austin, even traveling alone locally, internationally, I mean nationally. Move towards me? Okay. I want to let you know, I was in Austin, and it was the most peaceful thing ever. Okay. It felt like traveling back when it was just me and Marty.

I'm the rest of the J-R on fighting. I'm not dealing with this big bitch right here. I eat what I want.

I was at Peace Food, just everything at its time. And then I realized that you guys are such a fucking headache. You're late to every show where you get there before the headliner.

SPEAKER_6 (1:27)

Whoa, you're doing that on his birthday? It's kind of crazy. Why don't you do that shit on your own time, bitch?

Narciso (1:31)

I thought we were celebrating me. No.

SPEAKER_6 (1:33)

Yeah, that's crazy as fuck.

Narciso (1:34)

You're gonna gay bash me? What's next? No, you already got a whole month.

DoKnow (1:36)

There's enough celebration for you.

Narciso (1:38)

Don't hit me.

Humberto (1:39)

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_6 (1:40)

You can get on him tomorrow. Don't get on him right now.

Narciso (1:43)

You know what I do miss?

SPEAKER_4 (1:44)

What?

Narciso (1:44)

I miss your fat neck. Look at that neckline.

SPEAKER_4 (1:47)

Oh, he's trying to get on your good side right now.

Narciso (1:49)

That neckline is giving you...

DoKnow (1:50)

What about my head? What about my head? What about my eyes?

Narciso (1:52)

Jakarta, you actually do look smaller as well. Thank you. I hope your dick got bigger.

Humberto (1:56)

Huh?

Narciso (1:56)

I hope your dick got bigger. Did it get bigger?

Humberto (1:58)

Dude, I'll show you later.

Narciso (2:00)

Oh, birthday sex.

Humberto (2:03)

Dude, chill the fuck out.

Narciso (2:04)

I miss you guys.

DoKnow (2:05)

Put a little ball on it. You guys put balls on it on your birthday?

Narciso (2:14)

Like you just bought a Mercedes?

SPEAKER_6 (2:16)

You ever went to the theater and cut a hole in the popcorn and go like that?

DoKnow (2:20)

Jesus Christ.

Narciso (2:21)

I do have a question though.

DoKnow (2:23)

I do have a question though. Us as homies, we don't change in front of each other because we're not gay?

Like butt naked change? But do you guys do that with just being cool?

Narciso (2:32)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_6 (2:33)

Butt naked change?

Narciso (2:34)

Yeah. What's wrong with that?

SPEAKER_6 (2:34)

That's not right. You can't be doing that.

Narciso (2:36)

Do you know I've seen all of your body? Do you know I've seen all of your body?

DoKnow (2:39)

Okay. No, you have not.

Narciso (2:41)

I've seen...

DoKnow (2:42)

Butt naked?

Narciso (2:43)

I've seen your ass. I saved you from a pool table while we were gambling because you were thrashed. And I saved you.

DoKnow (2:51)

Yeah, but not butt naked.

Narciso (2:52)

Because I love you. And I saw all of your asshole.

DoKnow (2:55)

And the reason I showed you my ass is when I showed it to you on my own willingly.

SPEAKER_4 (2:59)

Like, moon, moon, moon.

DoKnow (3:01)

But it wasn't like me and you just vibing to some Sade in the room. That was you and Adria. I think you're not gay. You and Adria be having moments.

Narciso (3:10)

We, she is my sleeping buddy. Hi, Andrea.

DoKnow (3:12)

One time, one time I walked in and everybody was Sade, and they were like they were both sweating, but maybe they see what's off in the room. But I was like, is Narciso not gay?