New Dad Chaos, Diaper Disasters & Wedding Shenanigans

King Scott (0:00)

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SPEAKER_2 (1:01)

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Rizz (1:32)

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King Scott (2:32)

Rizzuto. Rizzuto.

Rafe (2:35)

Yay!

Rizz (2:37)

Little early, Lern.

King Scott (2:38)

I get it.

Lern (2:38)

You're very excited. I am.

Rizz (2:39)

I just dropped my pen. Hang on, everybody.

SPEAKER_6 (2:41)

Uh-oh. Cancel the broadcast.

Lern (2:44)

Things are going bad already.

SPEAKER_6 (2:46)

That's like a hat on the bed.

Rizz (2:47)

Oh, who was that mysterious voice? Oh! Oh!

King Scott is here. That's a nice return from paternity leave. You look good. You look well rested.

King Scott (3:01)

Thank you. I try.

Rizz (3:02)

Cause you know when you got a new baby at home, everybody sleeps.

King Scott (3:05)

Oh, of course. So much sleep.

Rizz (3:07)

So much sleep.

King Scott (3:08)

It's absolutely amazing. You don't wake up a million times in the middle of the night. That's fantastic.

Rizz (3:11)

Well, congratulations.

SPEAKER_6 (3:13)

I told you the triple bunk beds was a good idea.

King Scott (3:15)

Yeah, you did. It's been working great.

Rizz (3:19)

So the baby was born how many days late?

King Scott (3:22)

She was born. She was six days. Six days late. Or seven days. Sorry. Seven days.

Lern (3:28)

Cause September 6

Rizz (3:29)

Oh, that's right. So the baby was born officially on September 6

King Scott (3:32)

Yeah.

Lern (3:33)

She's a Virgo. Little Earth sign Scott. That's the best.

Rizz (3:37)

Okay. So that was a, was that a Monday?

SPEAKER_7 (3:38)

Was that Sunday night?

Rizz (3:40)

Okay. Sunday and then Labor Day was the 7th. Oh, it would have been funny.

King Scott (3:43)

I know. If she could have held out for almost an hour or more, she would have been a Labor Day baby.

She had jokes too.

Rizz (3:50)

Cause it was hot. I mean, it was hot that weekend. We were all feeling for Allison.

King Scott (3:54)

Oh yeah.

Rizz (3:54)

I mean, she's very pregnant. The kid is late.

Lern (3:57)

She was like walking around the neighborhood. I saw a couple of posts of her and like her family and friends and you like walking around trying to get that baby to come out.

King Scott (4:03)

Yeah. Made her mo, cause I thought that'd help.

Lern (4:05)

Good.

Rizz (4:05)