NBA Pros vs. Regular Humans

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
These are NBA players vs. regular people.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:03)
Five, four, three, two, one. Damn.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:08)
At first, we got the time Steph Curry hooped in the San Francisco Pro-Am League and absolutely cucked. He put everyone on skates, and so did LaMelo Ball. Because right before he got to the league, he hooped at the Drew League and showed everyone he was the future.
But a street ball game in Vegas was anything but regular, because YouTuber Devontae Friga snuck Dwight Howard into a street ball event, and Dwight went Superman mode.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:40)
We need one more player.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:42)
And still, nobody knew he was literally standing right there.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:56)
Oh yeah, go up.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:00)
Getting a threat down there.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:03)
That's just not fair, dog. But one game in LA was a riot, because James Harden made his debut in the Drew League, and not only did he drop buckets. But his teammate PJ Tucker almost fought a regular dude. They gotta chill, and so does Jalen Brown, because he challenged his school principal to play 1v1, and his principal clamped him. But what Jalen did next should have got his ass suspended. I would have left the gym too, but Trey Young left the gym in style, because after a trash talker was chirping at him all game, Trey splashed the game winner in his eye.
And you shouldn't talk trash to John Wall either, or you'll end up like this dude.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:13)
You stink, you cannot jump.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:14)
Well, put your shoes on, you don't want to do that. Yeah, whatever.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:31)
Sometimes, it's not all fun and game, cause Victor Wemiyama took on a group of monks and completely broke their spirits. There was like nothing they could do, and the same with these street ballers, cause Lou Williams showed up and made them look silly.
But Brian Scalabrini is done playing around, because at one point, he was known as one of the worst players in the league, and he got sick of it. So he created the Scallage, where he hoops against regular people and makes them respect the white momma.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:05)
Brian Scalabrini gets to finally shut up all those people that think they're better than him in basketball.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:09)
Offensive stop in him, here goes Scalabrini, he's not wasting time, elbows up.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:13)
How about that, uses his body, as he goes in and oh, how about that. Oh, here comes Scal.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:19)
That's a nice spin move and he hits it now.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:21)
The haters are wrong. Scal's got game, but sometimes NBA players taking on regular people can backfire, cause Rudy Gobert took on one of his campers and got got.
And even NBA legends don't know who they'll face, because when Allen Iverson went to Rucker Park, he thought it was harder than playing in the NBA arenas.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:52)
You know, it wasn't the out-of-bounds line, it was people's feet.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:54)
It might be harder to play out there than it is to play in the garden. But when it was time to actually play, AI went off. And rumor has it, not a single defender wanted to smoke.

**SPEAKER_7** (4:09)
He's the only NBA player I ever seen at the rucka that they would not deal with.

**SPEAKER_1** (4:15)
That man's one of one. And so is Draymond Green, because when he played against a guy in a Jordan Pool jersey, he did him worse than Jordan Pool. That's gotta be an offensive foul, dog. But some regular people want to smoke, because when a dude started trash talking to Marcus' cousins, he turned all the way up.

**SPEAKER_8** (4:40)
We just gotta stop saying that **** shit. That shit ain't cool. It was your little ****, right?

**SPEAKER_1** (4:45)
Why are you trying to play tough right now? All I said was...

**SPEAKER_8** (4:48)
No, no, it's not a joke.

**SPEAKER_2** (4:49)
Just don't say that.

**SPEAKER_8** (4:50)
That's all I'm asking.

**SPEAKER_1** (4:51)
You ain't gotta be tough.

**SPEAKER_7** (4:52)
This ain't The Comets, my.

**SPEAKER_2** (4:54)
Oh, it is? You tough, bro. You tough as hell.
It's about to be your fault.

**SPEAKER_6** (5:03)
Hey, go to work.

**SPEAKER_1** (5:08)
Dude went beast mode, and Jalen Green knows what that's like, because when he showed up to the park, he made a dude look stupid.

**SPEAKER_6** (5:17)
Game time.

**SPEAKER_2** (5:20)
Damn.

**SPEAKER_1** (5:22)
He really called game, but someone needs to call a doctor, because when former Grizzlies player Tony Rotten played in the Seattle Pro-Am, he broke his defender's ankles. Guarding him seemed like a punishment, and I wouldn't want to guard Kyrie Irvin, because he played against a bunch of overseas pros and dropped a 40 ball with ease.