Nate Jackson: A Joke About Sex

**Nate Jackson** (0:30)
Hell yeah, what about you? Jake, you ain't got no bitches, would you smash? He's like, yeah, what the? What about you, huh? Barbecue, steel, Indiana Jones? Be honest, it could be her, what if she didn't have no legs? Something happened. He said, give me that ass, girl. Ha ha, he said, she ain't even gotta have arms. She could be a sexy caterpillar, fuck her with me. Got them duffel bags. He said, got it. But you're not gonna do it. You think you're better than us, huh? Interesting. Okay, what if, what if, some men need to know why? So let's just give you what happened to her leg. So...
So she's a patriot. She was fighting for your freedom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was overseas and she was in the barracks. One of them tents and a lonely grenade rolled in. She saw it. She's like, yo, there's a grenade! And nobody else heard her. She just had that moment where you just realized what you have to do. She was just like, America. She jumped on the grenade, baa! It blew both her legs off. Pussy in pristine condition. Nothing happened to the pussy. As a matter of fact, it was almost like the explosion pushed all the juices up. The pussy looked like it was in a glass museum. The pussy looked immaculate. Okay? Now, you at your house, 2.15 in the morning, Hennessy in your system.
You dig hard. You dig harder than hard. Shiny. That's the hardest form of a dick. That's the full evolution. If a dick was a Pokemon, shiny.
I don't know if y'all ever been there. Shiny's where all of the meat inside your dick is like, what in the fuck we about to do? Ain't no more meat left. You ran out of skin, ain't enough skin for all the meat inside of the dick. It's taut. You look down at your own dick and see reflections and shit in your room, and it hurts, you're like, I gotta put this in something, I gotta do something. Your girl ain't there, she know where her beef at? You're by yourself, hand full of lotion, you're gonna fix it. Right before you get to go to town, you hear a knock at the door.
You go to the door, hand full of lotion, pants at your knees. You look in the peephole, you don't see shit.
You see your whole porch out there, goddamn it. Huh, must be the wind. And your dick like, come on, man, let's go do this. So you head back to the room, you hear another knock.
You go back, you look, you don't see nothing again, now you start lying. I got a gun in here, and you do, but not right now. Right now, your pants down, your hand full of lotion. You're helpless. Your dick shiny. It's literally wobbling when you walk.
You're out of nowhere. The door gets kicked, uh, the door. Shit. The door gets, got them zits. It gets, uh, got them, it gets like a shoulder.
Remember the titan. Left side! Strong side! The door just fly open. Pow! She fall in. Oh my God!
Oh my God, I don't have any legs! Give me some dick! Your dick is shiny! It's shiny! I'm a war hero! I'm Lieutenant Danielle!
Would you do it then?
He's like, I'm still saying no. He's like, I'll do it, fuck it! He said, I'm doing it for America! Watch Nate Jackson Super Funny, only on Netflix.