Nate Diaz & Chris Avila

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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**Theo Von** (0:15)
Just a reminder that tickets for Busboys, the movie, with myself and David Spade, are on sale right now. Pre-sale tickets, you can get them. It's in theaters April 17th, but if you get tickets now, it'll show the movie theaters that we're going to sell them or that they are selling and then we can expand to more theaters. So if you know when you're going to go and you can support, that would be great and no pressure if you can't. Again, the pre-sale tickets are available, busboysmovie.com.
I'm excited. Thank you. I'll be doing a show in Nashville, Wednesday, April 15th at the Ryman. It's the last theater stage I will be on practicing for the Netflix taping. So if you want to come out to that, it's Return of the Rat still, but I promise you, the Rat is almost returned and he's returned. So yeah, that's it, April 15th at the Ryman. I'm looking forward to it. theovon.com/t-o-u-r. Today's guests are two of the realest fellas you'll ever meet.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:27)
Woo woo!

**Theo Von** (1:29)
They're fighters, MMA artists, and now they're actors. Those are my words, not theirs. One of them is one of the most beloved athletes in UFC history. His fight with Mike Perry is the highlight of the upcoming May 16th Netflix fight card. And he's joined by his friend and fellow fighter from Stockton 209, Mr. Chris Avila, who fights Brandon Jenkins on the same card. Ladies and gentlemen, we got Nate Diaz and Chris Avila.
So I can't believe you're opening a restaurant?

**Nate Diaz** (2:22)
I'm opening, yeah, I'm gonna open a restaurant where I live. I'm not opening, I got some people opening up.

**Theo Von** (2:29)
Yeah.

**Nate Diaz** (2:30)
It's just gonna have options, like sending away the restaurant has, but with vegan and gluten-free options also.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:38)
Oh, damn.

**Theo Von** (2:39)
You eat vegan?

**Nate Diaz** (2:40)
Yeah, I like vegan. I'm not full vegan, but yeah, mainly vegan.

**Theo Von** (2:45)
Lentils, you eat a lot of lentils and stuff like that, or what are y'all eating over there?

**Nate Diaz** (2:48)
Yeah, I eat all vegan food, but I eat seafood as well, and I eat eggs too.

**Theo Von** (2:55)
I love fucking seafood, boy. If I was in the ocean, bro, I think I wouldn't mind it, because I know I do like seafood.

**Nate Diaz** (3:01)
Yeah, it's the best.

**Theo Von** (3:02)
But anyway, thank you guys for coming in, bro. You guys are fucking only three hours late, dude. You guys, you both, oh, you guys. You got the only dude that y'all were later to boost. He's the only guy that really been late. So when y'all are later than a black guy, bro.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:19)
That's late.

**Theo Von** (3:21)
But we will wait.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:23)
Come on, come on.

**Theo Von** (3:26)
Does he say that?

**Nate Diaz** (3:28)
Remember when they were trying to cut off that on somebody's kid?

**Chris Avila** (3:32)
Talking about his kid going transgender. He's like, no, come on, dawg.

**Nate Diaz** (3:36)
Come on. He ain't there yet.

**Chris Avila** (3:39)
He's like 12

**Theo Von** (3:41)
Oh yeah, I think they're talking about Dwayne Wade. Oh, his own kid. About Dwayne Wade's kid.

**Nate Diaz** (3:45)
He ain't there yet.

**Theo Von** (3:47)
They got into it about that.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:49)
They got into it, huh?

**Theo Von** (3:51)
Yeah, they got into it.

**Nate Diaz** (3:53)
I support Boozy. I support Boozy, yeah.

**Theo Von** (3:57)
Yeah, that was one of the best episodes. We had to have a big bag of weed for him. We had to have like a lot of weed for when Boozy came.

**Nick Davis** (4:05)
Two pounds and specific kinds. Like, I was on a scavenger hunt.

**Theo Von** (4:09)
Yeah, they had like...

**SPEAKER_3** (4:10)
Hello. Hey.

**SPEAKER_7** (4:13)
Tell these guys we need two pounds of weed.

**SPEAKER_3** (4:16)
They just can't booze eat this.

**SPEAKER_7** (4:18)
Yeah, tell them three.

**SPEAKER_1** (4:20)
We should be good.

**Theo Von** (4:23)
We'll make sure, bro. Thank you guys for coming in, man.

**Nate Diaz** (4:26)
Oh, thanks for having us.

**Theo Von** (4:27)
Where did you guys even meet each other at?

**SPEAKER_3** (4:30)
The gym.

**SPEAKER_7** (4:31)
Did I meet you at the gym?

**Nate Diaz** (4:33)
No, I met you at the...

**Chris Avila** (4:34)
24-hour.

**Nate Diaz** (4:36)
Tenant windows.

**Chris Avila** (4:37)