MY SISTER SHOULDN'T USE BINOCULARS. face masks, pointing, water, singing, one blooper

**SPEAKER_2** (0:05)
Bum bum bee dum bum bum ba de dum bum What even is the title of this song?

**Marla** (0:10)
Yeah, should we sham zow it, or?

**SPEAKER_4** (0:14)
Oh no!

**SPEAKER_2** (0:15)
When you mix your sham wow with your sham...

**SPEAKER_5** (0:17)
Oh shoot!

**SPEAKER_2** (0:19)
I got this cloth, and it cleans real good, and it also tells me what song I'm humming in the kitchen while I'm cleaning.

**Marla** (0:25)
The choke hold that sham pow... Shoot.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:28)
What is it? Sham wow.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:30)
Shazam?

**SPEAKER_6** (0:31)
No! Oh, the cleaning cloth.

**Anna** (0:33)
That's just...

**SPEAKER_2** (0:34)
No, that's sham pow.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:35)
That's shawisham.

**Anna** (0:37)
Sham pow.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:38)
Sham wow.

**SPEAKER_7** (0:39)
Oh, okay.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:40)
At first, I said sham pow. That's not right either.

**Marla** (0:43)
What did I say originally?

**SPEAKER_7** (0:45)
Shazow?

**SPEAKER_8** (0:46)
I don't remember.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:46)
Sham zow or something?

**SPEAKER_8** (0:48)
Yeah.

**Marla** (0:48)
Well, I was gonna say the choke hold that that cloth had on people who like to clean. I mean, it's insane.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:56)
Yeah, I remember.

**SPEAKER_9** (0:57)
The commercials would be at grandma and grandpa's all the time.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:01)
And then when I was out in the real world, like at a friend's house or something, I would see a cloth in their kitchen and I'd be like, is that a sham wow?

**SPEAKER_10** (1:08)
Did you get that on TV?

**SPEAKER_6** (1:09)
My mom said that.

**Marla** (1:12)
Anna, what sound are you bringing to the function girl?

**SPEAKER_9** (1:16)
Hey, Marla.

**SPEAKER_10** (1:17)
Hey. What vibe are you bringing to the function girl?

**SPEAKER_11** (1:20)
Ooh baby, give me one more night.

**SPEAKER_9** (1:22)
What is that song?

**Marla** (1:23)
Maroon 5 something. Oh my gosh.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:27)
We both have face masks on right now and we both look completely different.

**SPEAKER_12** (1:32)
I can't open my mouth all the way because the peel off mask is really tight on my face.

**Marla** (1:38)
Yeah, good thing you don't really have to talk for a podcast. Basically, Anna's looking a little shiny at the moment. She's got one of those face masks that go on like serum and then they just dry and get, you know, she's starting to get all crusty on the outsides where she's moving. I know where her face muscles, muscles, muscles, muscles. I know which ones are moving and grooving because there's the ones, those are the locations on her face that are getting a little, she's making faces at me. Okay, Anna, what do I look like?

**SPEAKER_7** (2:06)
You look great.

**SPEAKER_12** (2:07)
You look like not true.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:09)
You took a Walmart, a white Walmart bag apart, you cut it up, cut some holes in it, you sprayed it with some water, and then you tried to stick it to your face, and most of it is sticking. But part of the plastic bag is coming off of your face, like, by your chin.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:28)
Don't you dare point at me.

**SPEAKER_12** (2:31)
What?

**SPEAKER_7** (2:32)
Yeah, you look like that.

**Marla** (2:33)
When was the last time you ever pointed at someone?

**SPEAKER_9** (2:36)
Like at someone while you're talking to them? Yeah, while they're, you're not talking to them, you just look at them.

**Marla** (2:42)
No, like, you could talk to them and point.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:45)
You yelled at me.

**Marla** (2:46)
I know, I was going to say that was the last time I've ever pointed because there's an episode, and I think you should leave where Tim Robinson can't drive. It's so funny. It's so funny. And he's having a confrontation with the guy driving behind him. And Tim Robinson points at the guy and says, I'm going to tell you something.

**SPEAKER_10** (3:03)
You yelled at me.

**Marla** (3:04)
Now, Anna and I quote that at each other.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:06)
And I, I think you sometimes may have pointed.

**SPEAKER_10** (3:08)
I think I point a little.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:09)
You know what I just realized? I think one of the only appropriate...

**SPEAKER_12** (3:13)
What are you, why are you sloshing your plastic bag on your face?

**SPEAKER_6** (3:17)
Stop calling it a plastic bag.

**Anna** (3:20)
It's a face mask.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:23)
You told me to describe what it looked like.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:25)
Okay.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:26)
I feel like that's what it looks like.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:27)
Okay.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:29)
I realized while thinking about this, that the only appropriate situation to point at someone is if you're singing to them or singing with them. And there's like a...

**SPEAKER_7** (3:38)
Oh, yeah.

**Marla** (3:40)
Yeah, like a shout out. Yeah, because like, that's nice. When are you pointing at someone not at a concert and it's positive?