My Fans Want Updates

Daniel Tosh (0:00)

That's all you need to know about a city. Where's the best s***?

Where's a toy store? Can I get chocolate? And here's a good restaurant to eat at.

Tosh Show. Tosh Show. Welcome to Tosh Show, I'm Daniel Tosh. Thank you for inviting me and Eddie into your home. Eddie.

Eddie (0:24)

Yo.

Daniel Tosh (0:24)

Everything good in Eddieville?

Eddie (0:26)

Yeah, everything's good.

Daniel Tosh (0:27)

Do you call it Eddieville?

Eddie (0:28)

I do. I like, you know, I call it Eddieville, Eddieberg.

Daniel Tosh (0:32)

I asked my wife yesterday, would you rather be cursed with having to fart 200 times a day or shit your pants once a week? Okay, what do you think? What would you prefer for your wife?

Farts.

Eddie (0:51)

For your wife.

Daniel Tosh (0:52)

Farts 200 times a day or shits her pants once a week?

Eddie (0:56)

Shits pants once a week.

Daniel Tosh (0:57)

That's what you want for your wife? Yeah. Well, guess what my wife chose?

Eddie (1:00)

What'd she choose?

Daniel Tosh (1:01)

What do you think she chose?

Eddie (1:02)

I feel like she's going to want to fart a lot.

Daniel Tosh (1:04)

She shit her pants. She's like, no way am I farting 200 times a day?

Eddie (1:08)

That's a great question.

Daniel Tosh (1:09)

She's like, I'm going to shit my pants once a week, every, maybe once a day, if it's over farting 200 times a day.

We have a big episode today, a different episode. The format has been tweaked, but let me tell you something. We've been doing this show for a year and a half. How long?

Eddie (1:30)

Three, coming up on three.

Daniel Tosh (1:32)

Coming up on three years. Now, we haven't found our groove yet, and nor are we expected to.

Eddie (1:39)

Right, and are we looking for one? I don't know.

Daniel Tosh (1:41)

Because we started this show with the guidance of iHeart, and they let us astray.

Eddie (1:49)

Yeah.

Daniel Tosh (1:49)

Okay? Then Old Lipson came in, and they're like, listen, this is how you do the show.

Like, just fill it with ads, wall-to-wall ads. That's what the people actually come for.

Eddie (2:01)

Yeah.

Daniel Tosh (2:01)

We didn't know that before.

Eddie (2:03)

We didn't know it.

Daniel Tosh (2:03)

So a big thank you to Lipson for that. But anyway, the fans, for the most part, the true fans, and there's only a few dozen of those.

But those fans, they're just really liking the precedent we've set as of lately. We're kind of knocking off great episode after great episode. Now, this week, I don't know if it's going to be good or not, but we need to give the people, the real fans, updates on a lot of things that have been going on in the Tosh Show world. Tosh Show Updates. What do you got for us, Eddie?

Eddie (2:43)

One of our fans wants an update on the baby episode.

We're into August. What was the gender of the baby from the baby shower gifting episode with Bri? That was still one of the nicest podcast episodes ever. And Daniel was the only one who knew the gender till the baby arrived.

Daniel Tosh (2:56)

That is true, but not completely true. Because I knew the gender.

And after they left, after they loaded their Tacoma to the gills with all the stuff, I immediately told anyone who asked me what the gender was, what it was.

Eddie (3:17)

To the grave, this guy.

Daniel Tosh (3:19)

No, I told everyone. My wife wanted to know, I told her. I'm not gonna keep that.

I took vows. I don't know what the vows were because they were in Italian, but I'm pretty sure I can't lie to her.

Eddie (3:30)

It's a wire.

Daniel Tosh (3:31)

Okay, I don't keep things from her. I think I told you guys what the gender was. Yeah, so I just kept it from her because they didn't want to know. That's on me for not following up. I was in the delivery room, and I should have given the fans here an update, but I dropped the ball. Okay, let's call Bri real quick. She'll like this. Hey, it's Daniel. Hey, it's Daniel. Hi. First of all, did you keep the baby?

I did. Okay, good. That's a great one.

What was the gender?

Eddie (4:06)

It was a girl.

Daniel Tosh (4:09)

And did you really wait until that very last moment to find out? No.

You didn't.

Eddie (4:14)

Ah, wow.

Daniel Tosh (4:16)

Two days after we left the show, I couldn't do it anymore. I think we found out at like 10 p.m. Bri got off of work. I stayed up late, and I was just like, we need to find out. And so what, you just opened it right then and read it? Yeah, it was just right there.