Music Trivia Meltdowns
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
October 13, 2026
How do you call a radio station to play music trivia and not know who sings “Highway to Hell”? Better question: how do you confuse Mötley Crüe with Ozzy Osbourne and still expect to win concert tickets?
Speakers King Scott, Riz, Moon, Lern, Rafe Williams
TopicsComedySociety & Culture
King Scott (0:00)
The choice of a lawyer is an important decision and should not be based solely on advertisements.
Riz (0:33)
All right, let's give away some stuff. The Rizzuto Show.
King Scott (0:36)
Here, have some free s**t.
Riz (0:38)
All right, today's contest is sponsored by Greek Fire Show on Saturday.
Moon (0:44)
See you at Delmar Hall. Oh.
Riz (0:46)
Nice. And a portion of tickets go to Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital. That's right, every ticket. All right, we're playing Name That Band. Simple game, so Lern's going to rattle off song titles. And you tell us what the band or artist is. That's it. Yeah. You got 45 seconds.
No skips. One wrong answer, you will hear this sound.
And your turn is over. That's your score. We'll do King of the Hill style. If you could be the highest score after four callers, you get your choice of tickets. Let's go to Morgan. Hello, Morgan.
Moon (1:21)
Hello.
Riz (1:22)
All right, Morgan, are you ready to play?
Moon (1:24)
Yes.
Riz (1:24)
All right, your time will begin when Lern is done reading the first title.
Lern (1:29)
All right, good luck, Morgan. Here we go. Number one, Iron Man.
Iron Man?
King Scott (1:39)
I am Iron Man?
Rafe Williams (1:40)
No, you want Ozzy Osbourne.
Lern (1:42)
Black Sabbath. There we go. Say it ain't so.
Moon (1:46)
Weezer.
Riz (1:47)
The Rizzuto Show. That's my fault. That's my fault.
Moon (1:50)
Let's start over. We're starting over.
Riz (1:53)
That's my fault.
Lern (1:53)
That's on me.
Moon (1:54)
My pants got wet.
Lern (1:55)
We're going back to zero.
Riz (1:56)
Guys, that's on me.
Moon (1:57)
All right.
Riz (1:58)
My fault, my fat. Hey, where's this fat hand? Can I talk to the people of St. Louis for a second?
King Scott (2:05)
I can't wait for this.
Riz (2:06)
I would like to apologize for a slip of the fingers and especially to Morgan, who is probably going to be on a roll.
Lern (2:15)
Here we go. I hope she is. Morgan, you start over at zero.
Riz (2:18)
Morgan, again, I'm sorry. My mistake.
Rafe Williams (2:21)
It's because of your fat Albert reference yesterday.
Lern (2:25)
All right, Morgan, here we go. Number one, Highway to Hell.
Moon (2:31)
I don't know that one.
Lern (2:32)
I was doing so good.
Moon (2:36)
I don't know it. Highway to Hell.
Rafe Williams (2:37)
I'm on a highway to hell.
Moon (2:43)
They were just in town.
Rafe Williams (2:46)
All right, bye. I got nothing.
Moon (2:49)
You got to throw a guess out.
Rafe Williams (2:50)
25 seconds, you might as well.
Lern (2:53)
It's not Bon Jovi.
King Scott (2:54)
It's not Bon Jovi.
Moon (2:56)
So why don't you give her the two that she earned? We'll give you two.
Riz (2:58)
We'll give her two.
Moon (2:59)
All right, we're going to keep her at zero.
Riz (3:00)
We're going to give you two, Morgan. Hang on.
Okay. I biff that one, guys. And ACDC, for God sakes, Morgan, you got to be kidding me.
Moon (3:08)
Yeah, maybe you take one off.
Riz (3:09)
We should have gotten rid of her when she said Ozzy, honestly.
Moon (3:12)
Well, she got it together. It's all Morgan's fault. Okay.
Lern (3:16)
Now you've turned. Okay, great. Let's go to number two.
Moon (3:18)
See how that doesn't take long. He apologizes. And then 40 seconds later, it's your fault.
Riz (3:22)
Come to think of it, it's Morgan's fault.
Lern (3:23)
Okay.
Rafe Williams (3:24)
Well, she's got two on the board.
Moon (3:25)
Do you see what we deal with?
Riz (3:28)
Incompetence.
Moon (3:29)
Oh, that's beautiful.
Riz (3:29)
Okay. Let's go to John. Hello, John.
Moon (3:32)
Yo.
Riz (3:33)
All right, John.
Moon (3:33)
Yo, indeed.
Riz (3:34)
Did you know Highway to Hell was ACDC?
Rafe Williams (3:36)
I did.
Lern (3:37)
Okay, good, John.
Rafe Williams (3:38)
John, can I ask you a question? Are you familiar with music?
Lern (3:43)
I've never heard of it.
Rafe Williams (3:43)
Okay, great.
Moon (3:44)
Yeah. I'm really happy when people call.
Lern (3:46)
I'm going to be great. Don't know what the hell is going on.
Moon (3:47)
Here we go.
Riz (3:48)
John, your time begins when Lern is done reading the first title. You're ready? Yes.
Lern (3:53)
All right, John, good luck. Number one, Girls, Girls, Girls.
Moon (4:00)
Oh my God. I'm going to say Ozzy Osbourne.
Lern (4:02)
Bye, guys.
Moon (4:03)
Bye, John.
Lern (4:04)
Come on. I get that these are classic rock songs, but we all have fathers and uncles and older men and women in our lives.
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