Muck It

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That was so fun.

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Johnny Cann (1:59)

And welcome to That's Spooky, I'm Johnny.

Tyler Hyde (2:01)

And I'm Tyler.

Johnny Cann (2:01)

And this is a weekly podcast that doesn't wanna have to be the one to tell you, but we cut all of your jeans into jorts.

Tyler Hyde (2:07)

Sorry.

Johnny Cann (2:08)

Yeah, we thought you'd like it though.

Tyler Hyde (2:10)

Just in time for fall.

Johnny Cann (2:11)

Yeah, totally, but that's the thing, they're like long jorts.

Tyler Hyde (2:15)

Right.

Johnny Cann (2:16)

You know?

Tyler Hyde (2:16)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_3 (2:17)

Just below the knee.

Tyler Hyde (2:19)

Oh, that's the perfect length. Yeah. I think all shorts should be just below the knee.

Johnny Cann (2:23)

Absolutely. Like, isn't that what constitutes a Bermuda short?

Tyler Hyde (2:28)

Dunno.

Johnny Cann (2:29)

I don't know. It feels like a Bermuda short to me.

Tyler Hyde (2:31)

I think the Bermuda, B-B-B-Bermuda, B-Bermuda? Yeah. Those shorts have to go down a little bit further to the point where they're shants, short pants.

Johnny Cann (2:40)

Almost a Capri.

Tyler Hyde (2:41)

Yes.

Johnny Cann (2:44)

Almost a culotte.

Tyler Hyde (2:46)

Yeah.

Johnny Cann (2:47)

I once was in a rehearsal for a musical with a young woman who had culottes on, and I thought they were the fiercest thing. Let me tell you, I wanted culottes until I realized I am not her.

Tyler Hyde (3:05)

Yeah.

Johnny Cann (3:06)

It was one of those things. I thought I was straight at the time, so I thought I had a crush on her. No, turns out I wanted to be the cool girl in the culottes with the top knot.

Tyler Hyde (3:15)

The culotte girl.

Johnny Cann (3:17)

Yeah, she just throws on her culottes and goes to rehearsal. Oh, she was so fierce.

Tyler Hyde (3:21)

She starts her day with a big glass of culottes.

Johnny Cann (3:23)

Ooh, yeah, a culotte.

Tyler Hyde (3:26)

Oh, a culotte. Yeah, baby. A double chate.

Johnny Cann (3:31)

And she, you know she's satisfied.

SPEAKER_6 (3:33)

You know she is.

Johnny Cann (3:34)

It took me a minute to realize that we were doing American Life by Madonna. But when aren't we?

Tyler Hyde (3:39)

Right.

Johnny Cann (3:40)

Truly.

Tyler Hyde (3:40)

Truly.

Johnny Cann (3:41)

All right. Well, welcome to the show, everyone.

Tyler Hyde (3:43)

Hi. Oh, I'm sorry. My phone made a noise.

Johnny Cann (3:46)

Oh, no, I didn't even hear it.

Tyler Hyde (3:48)

Oh, really? It was somebody inhaling.

Johnny Cann (3:50)

Oh, that was you. No. Oh, my God.

Tyler Hyde (3:53)

OK.

Johnny Cann (3:54)

And we're keeping that one in then. OK. So welcome to the show, everyone. Hope you're doing well.

Tyler Hyde (3:59)

Yes.

Johnny Cann (4:00)

What do you want to talk about this week?