Mojo Brookz: A Joke About Loving Yourself

Mojo Brookz (0:03)

That's why you got to appreciate where you are. Appreciate where you're going. See, ladies, listen to me, y'all got to love yourselves. Really love you. Love the skin at your end, love the woman that you look at in the mirror every single morning. Real talk, I'm telling you, love the bodies that you got. 2026, we ain't doing them BBLs.

We go on all natural ass with the dimples in it, like a little golf ball. Look at all the golf ball booty bitches in the back, just like, period.

Stop letting them doctors do them surgeries on y'all. Go out, do the work, understand something. If your back is big, look at all the big back bitches trying to tuck them in. If you don't let your fucking back out and breathe in here, if your back is big, go to the gym and unbig your back. Stop letting them doctors slap them hard ass titties on your chest. Titties ain't got no emotions, no characteristics, no manners, the nipples are always hard like bitch relax. We is at church. Ladies, ain't nothing wrong with them titties. You want to snap your bow? Them bitches fall and hang down a little bit. And if you fucking with a man that really love you, what are you going to do? Scoop both them titties up, push them together, suck them at the same time. Have both them titties in his mouth. One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one. I was fucking with this bitch the hand her titty's done. I tried to squeeze hers together, her whole back ripped open.

Now I'm in a bathroom trying to stitch this bitch back up together. Love your motherfucking self, fellas. You too. You too, fellas. You don't look as good as you did when you first met that lady. You ain't got the same stomach. You got the nerve to be judged if somebody talk about some shit. She didn't got big. Nigga, you didn't got big. A lot of you niggas all summer long was out here getting in the swimming pools with your t-shirts on. Fuck you think you is. Winnie the Pooh.

Fellas, you want to know if you're shit together or not? I tell you what. Tonight, after you and your girl get done making love, get up, go to the bathroom and get the towel. And on your way to the bathroom to get the towel, look back at her to see how she looks at you. It's gonna tell you everything you need to know. I bet you she back there like...

I can't believe I just gave this some pussy tonight. If I was lying, they wouldn't be laughing. Watch Mojo Brookz I Know You Lying, only on Netflix.