MNF Recap + Week 6 Waiver Wire

Matthew Berry (0:08)

It is one o'clock here on the East Coast. The Queens, of course, it is five o'clock somewhere, guys. So the Happy Hour Bar is open. Fantasy Football Happy Hour officially underway. I'm wearing Josh Allen, number 17 on the field, number one in your hearts, number one fantasy player. So many Monday Night Miracles came through for proud FantasyLife investor Josh Allen. Thank you, Josh Allen, on behalf of everyone at FantasyLife and everyone in the world of Fantasy Football. You're awesome. We bow to your greatness.

Michelle Beatle (0:33)

He is Superman. He's the best. By the way, does my red count as like a support mark?

Matthew Berry (0:37)

You look, you ever see the old, you know what? And this is too old for you, but you may get this reference. You ever see the old cartoon Speed Racer?

Michelle Beatle (0:45)

I know what it is.

Matthew Berry (0:46)

Yeah, you kind of got some Speed Racer thing going on here with this outfit.

Michelle Beatle (0:50)

It's vintage.

Matthew Berry (0:51)

It's, yeah, it's a little bit of that.

Michelle Beatle (0:52)

Well, I mean, not my shirt's not Speed Racer's. By the way, last night.

Matthew Berry (0:55)

I loved Speed Racer as a kid.

Michelle Beatle (0:57)

People love that.

Matthew Berry (0:58)

He had a monkey that helped him out, Chim Chim.

Michelle Beatle (1:00)

Which I wish.

Matthew Berry (1:01)

Obviously. That's honestly, if you're ever thinking of a gift for me, Beetle and Mo, if you could hire, buy and send to us a trained monkey.

Michelle Beatle (1:10)

Adopt.

Matthew Berry (1:10)

That would be awesome because what the monkey could do.

Michelle Beatle (1:12)

I don't want to traffic the monkey. I want it to be through the proper channels. No, of course, of course.

Matthew Berry (1:16)

We're not asking for illegal monkeys. No, no, no.

Michelle Beatle (1:18)

Most are going to be illegal.

Matthew Berry (1:19)

No, and we'll put them in a little tux and it'll be like a little. That's actually pretty cool.

Michelle Beatle (1:25)

Like the friends one, like what was his name?

Matthew Berry (1:27)

Oh, it was a French name.

Michelle Beatle (1:29)

It was the mime's name.

Matthew Berry (1:31)

Yeah, Marcel. Marcel.

Michelle Beatle (1:33)

Oh, we're going to be great at training. Look at us.

Matthew Berry (1:37)

Yeah, so like that, like a trained monkey like that. We'll treat him well. We'll treat him well. All the bananas you want.

Michelle Beatle (1:42)

I'll take care of the monkey.

Matthew Berry (1:43)

All the bananas you want.

Mo (1:44)

Do you think you can get along with Winnie though?

Matthew Berry (1:46)

Oh yeah, you can hang out with Winnie.

Michelle Beatle (1:47)

That's kind of an issue. If she doesn't see him, we'll be fine. But once she sees him.

Mo (1:50)

She is blind, so that does help, yeah.

Matthew Berry (1:52)

Yeah, Beetle has a dog that just is like.

Michelle Beatle (1:54)

You know what, she'll come out here tomorrow.

Mo (1:55)

Or maybe Friday, I'll take glasses by day.

Michelle Beatle (1:58)

Okay, enough out of you for today. A lot of fantasy poise were going around last night. Now, I took care of business before last night, so I was resting easy, but a lot of folks.

Matthew Berry (2:06)

Specifically, she means about her fantasy poise.

Michelle Beatle (2:07)

Yeah, that's all I have. That's all I have in life. Josh Allen, weird start to the game and ends up with over 30 So what can't he do, Matthew?

Matthew Berry (2:17)

Beetle, the answer is nothing. The answer is nothing. There's nothing he can't do.

He's an awesome human being. He's a very shrewd investor, and he's a NFL and Fantasy Football superstar here. You know, over 30 fantasy points. His third, we've only played five games this season. It's his third 30-point fantasy game this season. 30-point fantasy. All five, this is the crazy stat. So through five games, Josh Allen has three 30 or more point fantasy games. Every other quarterback in the NFL has combined for five. Like, again, put another way, there's eight such games in the NFL so far, Josh Allen has three of them. Like, almost 50% of the games. He's, you know, we talked about this the preseason, like, I was a weight on quarterback guy.

But the one thing I did say is, if you want to spend an early round pick on Josh Allen, I don't think it hurts you, I think. And obviously, everyone that drafted Josh Allen second or third round is loving life here. I don't know that there's anything to say, other than the fact that I just, I don't think I would trade him for anything.