Mini Golf Madness, Perfect Albums & Florida Goes Full Florida
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
September 21, 2026
Happy Mini Golf Day, everybody — apparently that’s a thing, and naturally The Rizzuto Show immediately turns it into a debate about whether playing mini golf alone is perfectly acceptable or one of the saddest activities a human being can voluntarily participate in.
Speakers Scott, Moon, Rizz, Lern, Rafe
TopicsComedySociety & Culture
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Lern (2:35)
Hey, you know what today is? What?
Rizz (2:36)
Mini Golf Day. That's right. It's National Mini Golf Day. Yes.
Lern (2:41)
We had Mini Horse Day on Friday. We're saying Mini Golf Day is today.
Rizz (2:44)
Well, today is Mini Golf Day, a holiday that's apparently celebrated worldwide.
Rafe (2:49)
I'm doing a golf.
Rizz (2:50)
Now, Mini Day, Mini Golf Day is not a government holiday.
So it's unlikely that anyone gets the day off to, you know, putt-putt this afternoon. But if you are free, would you go? And is it lame to play Mini Golf alone?
Lern (3:06)
No.
Scott (3:06)
No.
Lern (3:08)
But I also wouldn't go.
Rizz (3:10)
Yes, it is lame.
Lern (3:11)
No, it's not.
Rizz (3:12)
To play Mini Golf alone?
Lern (3:14)
I don't like having fun with people like that.
Rizz (3:16)
Mini Golf is-
Lern (3:17)
I'll just go hit this into a windmill by myself, okay?
Rizz (3:20)
Mini Golf is a you and somebody else sport.
Lern (3:23)
Is it?
Rafe (3:24)
Yes, it is. What if you have a caddy?
Lern (3:27)
Yeah, I guess so. That's fine.
Rafe (3:29)
Just one putter in a bag. You keep making him put it away and get it back out.
Lern (3:35)
Just the one putter?
Rizz (3:37)
To Mini Golf, you bring your own club?
Rafe (3:38)
You lean over to your caddy, you're like, what do you think of this one?
Lern (3:40)
What's the read on this?
Rafe (3:41)
What's the read on this clown nose? And he's like, I think it calls for a putter. And he's like, all right, give it to me.
Lern (3:47)
You know it.
Rizz (3:51)
I don't know, mini golf isn't like...
Rafe (3:52)
What about disc golf? Play that alone?
Lern (3:55)
No.
Scott (3:56)
I do.
Lern (3:58)
I'm not good at that.
Rafe (3:59)
What makes mini golf specifically...
Rizz (4:00)
Because mini golf isn't like regular golf where people play it for the challenge. Mini golf is for socializing with the group while incorporating a little competition for fun. That's what mini golf is.
Rafe (4:12)
What if you're...
Moon (4:12)
Don't tell me what it's for.
Rafe (4:14)
What if you're there, you got a date later, and you're like, I don't want to be bad, I want to impress my date.
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