Mikey V on Bob Does Sports Success and NFL Season Outlook

**Craig Carton** (0:00)
Hi, 455 Carton Show Big Mac, he's back on Wednesday.
My kids are like, dad, how come you never go on Bob Does Sports? Like, I don't know, I don't play golf all the time, that's why I got other things to do. But happy to have one of the big names over at Bob Does Sports. I gotta be sure I say right, so I don't get any trouble at home. When I get home, bare down cuz.

**Mikey V** (0:22)
That's it.

**Craig Carton** (0:22)
That's what I'm talking about, Mike, how you doing, buddy?

**Mikey V** (0:25)
I'm great, it's great to be here. This is like, this is, you know, this is a big deal for you, right?

**Craig Carton** (0:29)
This is a power chair. So I'm talking about it. This is a power chair. You're a big dude, I realize how big you are.

**Mikey V** (0:33)
Well, you know, I'm often sitting every time someone sees me, so it's like, that's the reception.

**Craig Carton** (0:38)
Dude, I get that too. For 10 years, sitting next to Boomer, he's 6'4, 270, despite every fad diet in the world, he can't really keep it off. Every time I'd go in and we're like, oh man, I always thought you were small, I'm like, I'm 6'1, dude, I get used to it. Comes at you fast.

**Mikey V** (0:54)
When you shut up, I was like, there is something there. But you know, Booms has got the trunk, man. He's got his whole ass. He loves talking about guys' asses.

**Craig Carton** (1:03)
Let me tell you how that started. So there was a hurricane that came through town, and me, Boomer Frank Reich, are out at the Island Mermaid, which is a little bar there on Fire Island. We had like a charity appearance there. But you can't get on the island after a certain hour because this hurricane was coming in. So no joke, it's me, my wife, Boomer Frank Reich and a late friend of Boomer's. And there's a live band there, like they're expecting a place to be packed. So it's just us, all right? And we're drinking pretty good that night. And Boomer goes, hey Frank, tell Carton what you're looking for. We're looking for a quarterback. Now Frank's not a big drinker. I'm not even sure he was drinking at all that night. And he goes, first thing I look for, and I'm thinking, you know, strong arm, right?
Or a tall guy goes, first thing I look for is an ass.
I go, Frank, like, just us here. You're not picking me up. He goes, a thick ass.
He goes, I want a thick ass. I want a thick trunk. I don't look at his arm. I don't look at anything else because all the power comes from your hips and your ass and your legs. And that's the first thing I look for. And I was like, Chuck, please, time to go. But that's what it is.

**Mikey V** (2:12)
When he's got Phil on, it's the same thing. Phil talks about the trunk and the ad. These guys are big on the ad. Pro quarterbacks just love the ad.

**Craig Carton** (2:20)
But so does Little Wayne. But that's for an entire night. It doesn't matter.

**Mikey V** (2:24)
Same.

**Craig Carton** (2:25)
So now, are you a cop?
Are you in security? Did you have a daytime job? Because I was told you're either like the head of security somewhere or you're a cop or something. Who told you that? One of my kids.

**Mikey V** (2:39)
Oh, one of your kids?

**Craig Carton** (2:40)
Yeah. Because I think you might be the head of security somewhere.

**Mikey V** (2:42)
No, I'm not the head of security of anywhere. I do still have a regular job. You know, we're working on it. You know, I got about two years left till I pension out.

**Craig Carton** (2:51)
Okay.

**Mikey V** (2:51)
So, you know, I'm still doing the nine to five, punching the clock, you know. I'm doing God's work on the working man stuff. I'm still doing it.

**Craig Carton** (2:59)
Like, I'm with you guys out there. So the mortgage gets paid.

**Mikey V** (3:01)
So the guys listening out there, driving home right now, I'm with you, I'm for you. Like, but yeah. And then on the side, obviously, we have our like, our fun house down there now in Florida.

**Craig Carton** (3:11)
Now that's killing it. I think they're based in Jupiter, right?

**Mikey V** (3:13)
They're in Jupiter.

**Craig Carton** (3:14)
Is that because it's easy just to play golf year round, I see?

**Mikey V** (3:16)