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McMonigle’s Childhood Food Takes and Giants Season Hopes

The Carton Show with Craig Carton & Chris McMonigle

September 2, 2026

Chris McMonigle and the crew share stories from their summer vacations, discussing why they still feel like children when it comes to food, video games, and bingo. They also analyze the New York Giants' roster and the optimism surrounding the team's outlook heading into the season.
Speakers: Craig Carton, Chris McMonigle

Topics: Sports

**Craig Carton** (0:00)
Love fixing a hole.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:01)
Sargent Pepper doesn't get better, well, Abbey Rhodes is better, but it doesn't get better.

**Craig Carton** (0:06)
And ran to the door.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:08)
What? What?

**Chris McMonigle** (0:10)
I'm enjoying it.

**Craig Carton** (0:11)
What?

**Chris McMonigle** (0:12)
I'm enjoying your singing.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:13)
I didn't ask for this.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:14)
I didn't ask, I just want to make that very clear.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:16)
I know you didn't ask for that. Thank you, right?

**Craig Carton** (0:17)
I didn't ask for it, it just gets played.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:19)
I wasn't going to even make a comment.

**Craig Carton** (0:20)
It's the last stop of The Carton Show. I'm still here.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:23)
How does it feel to be serenaded in real life? I like it. When he's gone, I miss the singing.

**Craig Carton** (0:29)
Yeah. Everyone misses the singing. I get that all the time. I used to listen to you in the overnight all the time. I used to, I miss you. I love your singing. I get that a lot in the overnight.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:36)
Well, you got a golden voice.

**Craig Carton** (0:38)
I do.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:38)
Golden pipes.

**Craig Carton** (0:40)
A songbird of my generation, many people have called me.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:42)
It's a little unfair.

**Craig Carton** (0:43)
What's that?

**Chris McMonigle** (0:44)
All the talents.

**Craig Carton** (0:45)
I know.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:46)
It's very unfair.

**Craig Carton** (0:47)
The athletic prowess, the good looks, the singing. Do you think you can't do? No.
Jump over a chair. Yeah, jump over a chair.
Without falling or getting black toe for six, eight to eight months. Yeah. I can't believe that came off on vacation. All right. So speaking of vacation. So I felt like this summer, I learned a little bit about myself. And today dropping the kids off on the bus, they're back now.
Already back. It's only a couple hours, really. So they'll be back when I get home.
They, but it made me think about how I'm still a kid. I might not be getting on a bus today. I might be coming into work, but I am still a child and I had a great vacation. I can't tell you how much I enjoy the Disney Cruise. And a couple of things popped up to me on the Disney Cruise and just throughout the summer that made me realize I'm a child. So I came up with a list of things as we put our kids back on the bus. Don't feel old because I'm sure in many ways, you're still a child. So I'm going to give you a couple that jump out at me. And we'll go one, well, I'll give a couple and you can give a couple. Maybe I have some others. But just something that made me feel like a kid. One and this one in particular, a couple of things food wise that I learned on the cruise specifically. And this is a kid take. I'm sorry. The best way to eat a potato is tater tots or hash browns. That's it. Don't give me twice baked potato. Don't give me potato au gratin. Don't give me, I don't care how you make it. Mashed potato, truffle mashed potatoes. I don't care what you do.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:22)
Scalloped potatoes.

**Craig Carton** (2:23)
Scalloped potatoes. The best way, better than french fries too, the best way to have a potato is tater tots or hash browns. It's just, I can't get enough of them. They are the greatest thing ever. Tater tots are the best.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:37)
So hash browns. Chef's kiss.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:39)
Chef's kiss.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:39)
Chef's kiss, tater tots.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:41)
Hash browns in what form?

**Craig Carton** (2:42)
Like McDonald's hash browns. Not like the, if you get hash browns at like a diner and it's like those fried potatoes or whatever. No, like fried, crispy, like in wedges or the McDonald's hash brown.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:55)
It's like a flat tater tot.

**Craig Carton** (2:56)
Yeah, like a flat tater tot. Tater totes are the best way to have a potato.

**Chris McMonigle** (3:01)
I'm not a big tater tot guy. I think they're a little overrated.

**Craig Carton** (3:03)
They're the best. Just give me a french fries.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:04)
It's the only way to have a potato now.

**Chris McMonigle** (3:06)
It's not. I also do love a good scallop potato.

**Craig Carton** (3:09)
Potatoes are great many different ways. The best way is a tater tot with a little bit of ketchup. It's the best way.
It's the best way to have a potato. I've established it. At least that's my opinion.

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