Topics: Sports
**Craig Carton** (0:00)
Ah, little Ja Rule to get us going at 354
**Chris McMonigle** (0:04)
Not Ja Rule.
**Craig Carton** (0:06)
I was seeing if he picked up on it. I was seeing if he picked up.
**Nick Kostos** (0:09)
Are you paying attention?
**Craig Carton** (0:11)
I should have said, I was thinking about DMX, but that is so...
**Chris McMonigle** (0:14)
You couldn't have different voices than DMX and Nelly.
**Craig Carton** (0:16)
I couldn't have done... So I came up with Ja Rule, although he doesn't sound much like Nelly either. But we have a bit on the show where we... Craig mainly, because he comes in and out of breaks, where we just get every single rejoin wrong and say, oh, I love a little Stone Temple Pilots when it's Pearl Jam, whatever, and the outrage that we get from people either wanting to call in on Twitter, it's hilarious.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:37)
I blew it there.
**Craig Carton** (0:38)
No, I did it on purpose just to see what your reaction would be. I didn't let you in on the bit, so how would you know?
**Chris McMonigle** (0:44)
I was like this. I don't think that's Ja Rule.
**Craig Carton** (0:46)
But people get so mad.
**Nick Kostos** (0:47)
I can't believe they don't know it's Duran Duran.
**Craig Carton** (0:49)
Oh my God, that's embarrassing. You should be embarrassed. I'm like, relax, guys. We do it over and over and over again. Nobody ever gets...
**Chris McMonigle** (0:55)
People just get mad at everything.
**Craig Carton** (0:57)
People get mad at everything. It's nothing but people getting mad. That's what life has become. Everywhere I go, you can drive in the car, the amount of people...
**Chris McMonigle** (1:05)
Well, it's always been like this.
**Craig Carton** (1:08)
Has it? We maybe just not...
**Chris McMonigle** (1:09)
Absolutely. You're just an adult now.
**Craig Carton** (1:11)
I'm just an adult now?
We just did a whole segment yesterday on how I'm actually a child at heart. And I do nothing...
**Nick Kostos** (1:16)
Well, you are. You are wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shirt.
**Craig Carton** (1:18)
I'm wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shirt. Are you a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle guy?
**Chris McMonigle** (1:21)
Who isn't? Men of a certain age. I'm 43 I grew up watching them, of course.
**Nick Kostos** (1:26)
Absolutely.
**Craig Carton** (1:26)
Do you have a favorite Ninja Turtle?
**Chris McMonigle** (1:28)
I have a weird answer to this question.
**Nick Kostos** (1:29)
I do.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:30)
Would you like to guess who it is? Well, based on what I said, you should be able to guess. Well, no, a turtle.
**Craig Carton** (1:34)
Not an ancillary character.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:36)
Ancillary characters, bebop and rocksteady.
**Nick Kostos** (1:39)
Yes.
**Craig Carton** (1:39)
I think that's fair.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:40)
I am a Donatello guy.
**Nick Kostos** (1:42)
Yes.
**Craig Carton** (1:43)
Why is that a weird answer, though?
**Chris McMonigle** (1:44)
Well, because Michelangelo is everybody's answer.
**Craig Carton** (1:46)
Well, mine isn't Michelangelo either. Well, come by anytime you want, dude. You're a Donatello guy?
**Nick Kostos** (1:53)
I'm a Rafael.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:53)
See, Leonardo is the leader, but he's also like trying to keep everyone online. He's not fun.
**Nick Kostos** (1:58)
Right.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:59)
See, I like Donatello because in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade games, which I was obsessed with as a kid, Donatello's bow was the coolest weapon.
**Nick Kostos** (2:09)
That's true.
**Craig Carton** (2:09)
And because he was my favorite to play in the game.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:11)
And because he had the bow, his reach was longer than everybody else. So he is actually the best character in that game, so I always gravitated to Donatello for that reason.
**Craig Carton** (2:22)
I have to admit, I'm a Raphael guy because in the movies, he was my favorite character. I guess you call them live action. You got a lone wolf inside you. Yeah, he's like the troubled soul, unhappy with his existence.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:31)
So are you aware, am I going to, do you know what I'm about to say here?
**Craig Carton** (2:36)
About which one?
**Chris McMonigle** (2:36)
So there is, I believe, a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will be coming out, called The Last Ronin.
**Craig Carton** (2:43)
Yeah, it's a comic, it's awesome.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:45)
I kind of like, I should not spoil it, right?
**Craig Carton** (2:47)
No.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:47)
Okay, I won't spoil it.
**Craig Carton** (2:49)
You said it's coming out, how do you already have spoilers? Well, you have connections inside the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie as well?
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