Mary Lynn Rajskub + Harland Williams (Carolla Classics)

**Adam Carolla** (0:02)
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**Bryan Bishop** (0:32)
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**Alison Rosen** (0:44)
Make it quick, young man.

**Bryan Bishop** (0:48)
Aw, see? Pop Pop trusts you.

**Adam Carolla** (0:50)
Uh, I think we should call the doctor.

**Bryan Bishop** (0:53)
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**Harland Williams** (0:56)
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**Giovanni** (1:18)
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, super fan, Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 17 years of the Adam Carolla Show. If you would like to hear any of the full episodes played today, make sure to check out Adam Carolla's sub stack, adamcarolla.substack.com. There you'll gain access to the full archives of the Adam Carolla Show, the Admin Dr. Drew Show, as well as the podcast Beat It Out. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classicsatadamcarolla.com. Now we can play everything in this feed from the Adam Carolla Show, all almost 4,200 episodes, original episodes. We can't play anything from the Loveline Days or from the KLSX Adam Carolla Show, which ran from January of 2006 through February of 2009, 715 episodes. So if we're writing in to request those clips, we can't play them. I have been restoring both of those archives for decades now. If you want to check out my work, patreon.com/giovanni. All right, let's get to the clips. Come up first, we have Adam Carolla Show 1713 from 2015, featuring Mary Lynn Rajskub, Jo Koy, Gina Grad, and Bryan Bishop. Check it out.

**Adam Carolla** (2:20)
Good day, Gina Grad. Good day to you. And, Bald Bryan. Extra hairy pussy.

**Bald Bryan** (2:24)
Had to make sure that got it from yesterday.

**Adam Carolla** (2:26)
Mary Lynn Rajskub is here. It's been a while. You know her from 24 mostly, but then everywhere, and movies and TV and arcs and everything, and not Noah's type, but guest arcs. And she's one of these-

**Mary Lynn Rajskub** (2:40)
I like the face you're making when you're trying to- That's how I feel.

**Adam Carolla** (2:43)
I close my eyes, I think. A little bit. I'm looking at your career hurts a little, it stings.

**Mary Lynn Rajskub** (2:47)
Oh, it hurts me.

**Adam Carolla** (2:48)
No, I was thinking, it's not fair, but I always said, you know how Katy Perry looks like she's thinking about something dumb at all times? Mary Lynn looks like she's thinking about something deep. Yes.

**Mary Lynn Rajskub** (3:00)
Hmm, I've got about a wave.

**Adam Carolla** (3:02)
There's a lot of pressure.

**Mary Lynn Rajskub** (3:06)
It's a lot, you guys. I'm thinking about getting electroshock therapy. I haven't really looked into it, but either that or Botox, I'm not sure which one to get.

**Adam Carolla** (3:15)
I think you can do them both. I think if the clinic's not in the other clinic, it's next door.

**Mary Lynn Rajskub** (3:20)
Like a Pizza Hut, Starbucks combo, I'm talking about.

**Adam Carolla** (3:24)
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. The pilot.

**Mary Lynn Rajskub** (3:27)
But maybe with the electroshock therapy, it would kill two birds with one stone because I would just get the benefits of the Botox of like having no expression. I don't know, I haven't really looked into it, but we'll see.
Wish me luck.

**Adam Carolla** (3:43)
I'm about, my brows are about to be done, which I hate to say, but-

**Mary Lynn Rajskub** (3:48)
Do you get waxing?

**Adam Carolla** (3:49)
Yes, because-

**Jo Koy** (3:50)
I'm thrilled to see you, by the way.

**Adam Carolla** (3:52)
It has to be done.
Otherwise, my forehead and my eyebrow will connect. And then my two eyebrows, everything in my body is trying to merge.

**Harland Williams** (4:01)
Like Pangea.

**Adam Carolla** (4:01)
What it is, is my ankle hair is trying to make it-

**Mary Lynn Rajskub** (4:04)