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Mark Normand: A Joke About Aliens

Netflix Is A Daily Joke

September 15, 2026

Mark Normand jokes about aliens in his Netflix special, "None Too Pleased".

Speakers Mark Normand

TopicsStand-UpComedyTV & Film

Mark Normand (0:04)

Well, that's what a country needs is a common enemy. A common enemy will always bring a country together. That's why we need aliens to land on earth. Once Martians land on earth, we can all come together as a human race and make them work at Amazon. Yeah, put down the leaf blower, Jose. Glurt Glurks, the real alien. You're one of us, baby.

Then you're gonna have some queef going, hey, you can't say alien, you gotta say unearthed person. You have two aliens in every movie, two aliens, one cup. Watch Mark Normand, None Too Pleased, only on Netflix.

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