Mark Norman: A Joke About Standards Transcript

**Mark Normand** (0:03)
And ladies, you guys are so much more complex. I was out with a friend recently, she's single, looking to mingle. She started talking to the hottest guy I've ever seen. I come back later, I'm like, where's the guy? She was like, ah, he said something stupid, I'm out. That's it, hottest guy ever. I feel like if a guy met the hottest girl ever and she said something stupid, we'd think, I'm in, okay? If she thinks China's a city, she'll fuck me.
But I had to know, I was like, what about the guy? He was so handsome. She was like, ah, he was a little racist. I can't bang a racist. I was like, oh, I would. I don't agree with it. I know it's wrong, but I can separate the two. She was like, really? You'd bang a racist? You'd bang a woman in the Klan? Well, yeah, she's a freak in the sheets.
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