Mark Duplass + Jay Duplass (Carolla Classics)

**Mark Duplass** (0:01)
Best thing that's ever happened to you financially, go.

**Bryan Bishop** (0:03)
Easy, sold my car on Carvana, amazing offer.

**Alison Rosen** (0:07)
Really?

**Mark Duplass** (0:07)
I hit 200 on a scratcher.

**Matt Atchity** (0:09)
Did the scratcher come to your house and hand you a check?

**Bryan Bishop** (0:11)
No.

**Matt Atchity** (0:12)
How many scratchers did you hit to get that?

**Bryan Bishop** (0:14)
I hit a button on carvana.com once.

**Mark Duplass** (0:17)
Okay, that's fair.

**Bryan Bishop** (0:18)
It's like the lottery, except you always win.

**Mark Duplass** (0:21)
Not like the lottery at all, actually.

**Matt Atchity** (0:23)
Exactly, inexplicably good.

**Jay Duplass** (0:26)
Offer's worth bragging about.

**Bryan Bishop** (0:28)
Sell your car today on Carvana.

**Matt Atchity** (0:29)
Pick up these may apply.

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**Giovanni** (1:34)
Welcome to Corolla Classics, I'm your host, Superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights and fan-selected clips from all 17 years of The Adam Carolla Show. If you'd like to gain access to The Adam Carolla Show archive, as well as the archives of The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, and the newer podcasts of Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Carolla's sub stack, adamcarolla.substack.com. Go there, sign up, subscribe, listen ad free. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classicsadamcarolla.com.
All right, let's get to the clips. Come up first, we have Adam Carolla Show 1505 This one's from 2015 from the Gina Grad era. This episode is not featuring Gina Grad. The guests are Mark Duplass and Jay Duplass, Matt Atchity, Kira Soltanovich filling in on news, along with Bryan Bishop.

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**SPEAKER_9** (2:32)
Welcome to the real world.

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**Matt Atchity** (2:43)
That is so fetch.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:44)
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**Adam Carolla** (2:47)
Kira Soltanovich is our guest news gal for lack of a better term. Good to see you, Kira.

**Kira Soltanovich** (2:54)
Thank you for having me.

**Adam Carolla** (2:55)
I'll tell you a little about Kira in a second. Good day, Bald Bryan.

**Jay Duplass** (2:59)
If you're going to put your dick in someone's butt, you should expect to be pooped on.

**Bryan Bishop** (3:02)
At Funkin Drucker wanted that helpful warning from James Dean with the hashtag Top Drop.

**Adam Carolla** (3:08)
Kira is a comedian, has a podcast, is a parent, has another one on the way, has a parenting podcast.
Her does stand up all over the place website. Now I have kiracomedy.com but I have an E at the end and not an A.

**Kira Soltanovich** (3:28)
Well, I guess I'll have to change it now since that's where everyone's going to go. It's Kira, K-I-R-A, comedy.

**Adam Carolla** (3:35)
Okay.

**Kira Soltanovich** (3:36)
Yeah.

**Adam Carolla** (3:37)
Oh, it's a misprint.

**Kira Soltanovich** (3:38)
That's all right.

**Adam Carolla** (3:39)
All right. So KiraComedy with a K.

**Bryan Bishop** (3:41)
To be fair, the E and the A are both on the keyboard.

**Adam Carolla** (3:43)
R-A, that is true. Absolutely.

**Kira Soltanovich** (3:45)
And it is a Russian name so who really knows how it's spelled?

**Matt Atchity** (3:49)
Funkin Ellis Island, man.

**Adam Carolla** (3:51)
All right. So Kira, and you were what? You were born in the Ukraine, right?

**Matt Atchity** (3:55)
Yes.

**Kira Soltanovich** (3:56)
Yeah. Ukraine immigrated. We were traded for wheat, which is true. I, you know, I can't make that up. How did that work? You know, the Jews weren't treated very nicely in the former Soviet Union. So, yeah, I know. Well, actually nowhere really, not even in the Valley sometimes. But the US said, look, Russia, you guys are hungry, we'll give you some grains for your Jews.