Marc Maron: A Joke About Trump

**Marc Maron** (0:10)
I don't know what he's going to do next. And the people that voted for him, they don't know what he's going to do next.
But they have a different tone, I think, you know. I'm like, I don't know what he's going to do next, but I think they're like, I don't know what he's going to do next, man. This is crazy. Then why did you vote for him? Hey, shut the fuck up. Yeah, that's what he ran on, so that makes sense.
I mean, I'm afraid of my phone. I'm afraid of my phone. I can't check the news. I'm terrified to refresh the news browser on my phone. You wake up, you're like, do I have coffee first or do I? Should I check it now? I don't know what he did while I was sleeping.
And his nervousness, you know, like it's terrifying, because you know what's not going to be good? It's just not going to be good. You're not going to do it and be like, oh, okay, great. It's not going to happen. And I couldn't figure out, you know, what was that feeling that I was experiencing every time I refresh the news browser on my phone. And it must be akin to an abusive stepfather kicking your bedroom door in, just to go, I'm burning the house down. And then he walks out and shuts the door behind him. And you're sitting there with your phone going, I should go, right? Where can I go? And it's just crazy. It's just, you know, the people he's appointing is crazy. It's gotten to the point where I can say things to you that would never make sense previous, but now you'd be like, all right, I can walk up to you like, hey, man, do you hear? They're making the Grand Canyon a landfill.
What? Yeah. Yeah, they're doing that. Yeah, I guess that makes sense, I guess. But what's their logic? Well, you know, how many times you got to see that thing? You know, they're just going to do half of it, and the other half you can still see. I bet people go see the garbage, too, because that's a lot of garbage. It's going to be a double thing now. Yeah, man, I could see why they would do that. It's okay to hunt at zoos now. What? Yeah, the new EPA guy, I don't know. I guess it's okay.
I guess that makes sense with their logic, I guess. It's going to be a whole different thing for the kids now, I guess. Oh, you know. But a lot of those animals are almost extinct anyway. Mine will just get it over with, you know. Extinction is sort of a proactive term with these guys.
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