Map Mayhem, Casket Cuisine & The Talking LeBaron Showdown

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

The choice of a lawyer is an important decision and should not be based solely on advertisements.

Lern (0:38)

No, I didn't go in there. You need to do one of these.

Rizz (0:40)

Scott, you need to fill out a map, a blank map. Rizz and I killed it.

Moon Valjean (0:46)

Under three minutes, 100%, we both high-fived.

Lern (0:49)

Right. Yeah, you guys are good.

Rafe Williams (0:50)

Then they came over and started correcting my work without being asked.

Lern (0:53)

I'm going I'm. trying to get through the states alphabetically and trying to put them where I need to go.

Rafe Williams (0:58)

No, I love it. It's funny that when it's like little kids, when they're good at something, they're like, I will help you do your two things.

King Scott (1:05)

I just said you had that wrong. That's it.

Rafe Williams (1:07)

You walk over here and you go, this one's wrong. And you walk back, and I didn't ask you to come over and check my work. Okay.

King Scott (1:15)

I'm having trouble, man. I knew I would.

Lern (1:18)

I don't know where the hell to put Wyoming right now.

Rafe Williams (1:20)

Yeah, I mean, yeah.

I got a little lost. I don't know which one's this.

Rizz (1:24)

The Upper Northeast, you know, we got your Vermont's and your New Hampshire's.

Rafe Williams (1:27)

I'm hurting. I don't even know. I know Connecticut's up there. I just don't know where it is.

Moon Valjean (1:31)

Lern, do you have Delaware underneath Montana? I do. I don't know where.

Rafe Williams (1:35)

That's way off.

Moon Valjean (1:35)

I'm going to go ahead and tell you, that's the farthest that you could be off.

Lern (1:39)

Well, you know what I'm confused with right now, because I think this is Kansas. What is above Kansas?

Moon Valjean (1:44)

Well, you got to think it through.

King Scott (1:45)

That's right. Nebraska. Where's the wealthy guy live?

Lern (1:48)

Okay, thanks, Rizz. I honestly, when I arrive driven to Nebraska, I feel like I'm just going west. I never think I'm going up.

Moon Valjean (1:54)

So if that covers Nebraska, what's above us? Yeah, what is that?

King Scott (1:59)

Iowa. Come on, man.

Rizz (2:00)

Oh my God.

Moon Valjean (2:01)

She's going to find it.

Lern (2:02)

This is public education's fight.

Rizz (2:04)

Delaware is way off.

King Scott (2:05)

Oh my God.

Moon Valjean (2:07)

She just has D-E under Montana. I was like, what is that?

Rafe Williams (2:10)

I'm going to be real with you. I know Mississippi, Georgia and Alabama are all by each other.

King Scott (2:14)

Oh, Mississippi.

Rafe Williams (2:14)

I don't know which one's which.

Rizz (2:16)

Lern, you got Delaware where Wyoming is.

Lern (2:17)

I've never been to Delaware.

Rizz (2:19)

Where do you have Wyoming?

Lern (2:20)

I don't know. It's not there yet.

Moon Valjean (2:22)

She hadn't had it. That's why. The Delaware.

King Scott (2:24)

I forgot about Mississippi. Delaware is on the East Coast.

Lern (2:26)

Hang on. Things have shifted. I forgot about Mississippi. That's next to Louisiana and in between Georgia.

Rizz (2:33)

Well, sort of. This is a Southern Illinois education crisis.

King Scott (2:36)

It doesn't touch Georgia.

Lern (2:38)

It's fine. Everything's fine.

Rizz (2:41)

Where is that?

King Scott (2:43)

I do love this.

Moon Valjean (2:44)

This is fun.

Lern (2:45)

No, my best friend who, by the way, works in medicine. OK, so she's very smart.

Her son is doing like the maps, like the capitals and identifying states on a map. And you just forget unless you travel, which Moon, I think you travel a lot. You don't travel hardly at all. So you're just smart.

Rafe Williams (3:01)

I study maps all the time.

Moon Valjean (3:03)

I have an unfair advantage.

Rizz (3:04)

I'm an amateur cartographer.

Lern (3:06)

It's a good thing to maybe refresh because you did learn it in 5th and 6th grade. And then you forget because you're like, screw this.

Moon Valjean (3:12)

I don't have a reason to remember all that New England crap.

King Scott (3:15)

Oh, New England is a fricking nightmare.

Rizz (3:17)

Rafe, where did you put Delaware? You put it up north, right?

Rafe Williams (3:20)

Yeah.

Delaware and Virginia, I could flip them. One of them looks like thumbs, finger up. One of them looks like finger down.

Rizz (3:27)

Well, Delaware is, I mean, tiny.

Lern (3:28)

Is Delaware, I really don't, like, where is Delaware? I'll show you. On the map.

Moon Valjean (3:33)

It's further south than most people think. It's next to Maryland.