Male Loneliness Empanada (Mark Duplass, Devin Field, Casey Feigh)

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Devin Field (0:18)

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SPEAKER_4 (0:56)

Comedy Bang Bang, episode number 984

Scott Aukerman (1:06)

An entrepreneur a week keeps this podcast clapping cheeks. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

Thank you to Adam Quadrero Pounder with Cheese for that catchphrase submission. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week, mid-September to remember, and what a show to remember this will be. Coming up a little later on the show, we have someone who's in sales. That's very interesting. I wonder what they sell and to whom. We also have a magician. Wow, that'll be great for an audio podcast. A magician. Okay. Well, fantastic show here. Comedy Bang Bang for another week. My name is Scott Aukerman. I'm the host of Comedy Bang Bang and we have someone very special coming to the show today. I was thinking about this. I don't know if you've been on the podcast proper. Have you?

Mark Duplass (1:54)

This is my first time.

Scott Aukerman (1:56)

You're welcome to the one timers club, Mark.

Mark Duplass (1:58)

The podcast proper.

Scott Aukerman (2:00)

That's right. You were on the television show, of course, in the wonderful episode. I'm going to have to look up the title. The wonderful episode.

Mark Duplass wears a striped sweater and jeans.

SPEAKER_7 (2:16)

Do you still have those?

Mark Duplass (2:18)

I'm wearing them right now, Scott.

Scott Aukerman (2:19)

That's right. Except you're wearing them backwards. The sweater on your pants and...

Mark Duplass (2:23)

Yeah.

Scott Aukerman (2:24)

Yeah.

Mark Duplass (2:24)

It's a podcast.

Scott Aukerman (2:25)

Of course. Yeah. It's backwards.

Mark Duplass (2:27)

Yes.

Scott Aukerman (2:28)

It's like the opposite of entertainment.

Mark Duplass (2:29)

Are you okay, Scott?

Scott Aukerman (2:30)

I am okay.

SPEAKER_4 (2:31)

Okay. Just making sure. How are you doing?

SPEAKER_3 (2:32)

Yeah.

Scott Aukerman (2:33)

Yeah. You know him as a, gosh, quadruple threat, writer, actor, director, producer. Do you dance?

Mark Duplass (2:42)

Nope.

SPEAKER_3 (2:42)

Okay.

Scott Aukerman (2:43)

So not a quintuple. Do you have any other skills?

Mark Duplass (2:45)

I make a hell of a kale smoothie. Okay.

Scott Aukerman (2:49)

Yeah, I'll count it.

Mark Duplass (2:50)

Yeah.

Scott Aukerman (2:51)

Quintuple threat. Quintuple. And that's it, right? You're not good at anything else. What about sex?

Mark Duplass (2:58)

I am 49 years old. I've been married for 20 years.

Scott Aukerman (3:03)

So you're bad at it is what you're saying.

SPEAKER_7 (3:05)

So you used to be good at it.

Scott Aukerman (3:07)

I don't exactly know what you're getting at.

Mark Duplass (3:08)

I am electric.

Scott Aukerman (3:10)

Okay. So sextuple threat. And that puts the sex and sextuple threat.

He is, of course, you know him from his tenure as an actor on the wonderful television show The League with a lot of our friends.

Mark Duplass (3:24)

They all came through there.

Scott Aukerman (3:25)

They did. They all started there. Nick Kroll, you couldn't even capture him on camera. He was like Bigfoot before that.

Mark Duplass (3:31)

Yeah, he was good. But I'm thinking of more the comedy legends like Peyton Manning came through, JJ Watt came through.

Scott Aukerman (3:40)

The funniest people.

Mark Duplass (3:41)

I mean, you just...

Scott Aukerman (3:43)

It was really a platform for rising comedy stars.

Mark Duplass (3:46)

Rising comedy stars is exactly right. Although Marshawn Lynch, arguably, you know, we launched him.

Scott Aukerman (3:52)

That's true. Was that his first role?

Mark Duplass (3:54)

That was his first role. Wow.

Scott Aukerman (3:56)

And now he's huge in the comedy space.

Mark Duplass (3:58)

I just said that very confidently with zero knowledge.

Scott Aukerman (4:01)

Better look up his personal life on his Wikipedia before we give him a total endorsement. But you know him as the director of such wonderful films. Okay, I gotta scroll.