Macey Isaacs: A Joke About Miscarriages

**Macey Isaacs** (0:05)
Do we have any parents here in the audience? Okay, all right.
I do have a bit of advice. I hope it's not too late. But if you're a parent, and you're at your kid's sporting event, and you feel the need to yell, look alive out there to your kid while they're playing that sport, maybe they don't wanna play, you know?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:30)
Just a thought.

**Macey Isaacs** (0:33)
You know, maybe take them out to lunch, you know? Find out what they really wanna do. What's the dream? She's so laid back. Look alive out there, son. I want kids one day, I do. I have to be honest with you guys, though. So far, my husband and I, we've had three miscarriages. And it's okay, I barely knew them. They were really early, really early.
I was lucky. They all happened at about six weeks, and a lot of women don't even, you know, know they're pregnant at that point. But I wonder if it's just my body still thinks I'm in Texas, and it's trying to protect me, you know?
Because after six weeks in Texas, you're in trouble.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:07)
That's a great joke.

**Macey Isaacs** (1:08)
My body's like, you need to drop a pin. Let us know where you are before we proceed.
I actually had two in one year, which I feel like is a little more rare. I call them my Irish miscarriages. In all three of them, they're actually all missed miscarriages, meaning my body didn't show any signs at all. The doctor had to tell me every time, oh, this is happening again. Irish goodbye, you know, all of them. I just, that's why I call them me miscarriages, and which sounds like a seasonal item at McDonald's, I think. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. I'm losing it. This is what's happening. This is what's happening.
I am a bit of a hypocrite, though. I have to be honest with you. I came in here hot with the parenting tip, but when I went in for my last ultrasound, I did look down, and I yelled, look alive out there. I thought, maybe in this case, it would work. It didn't. Thank you, guys. I'm Macey Isaacs.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:15)
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