Louis CK: A Joke About Weather

Louis CK (0:03)

I don't like this shit, people talking to you? You don't know them?

SPEAKER_2 (0:08)

What the fuck is that?

Louis CK (0:09)

I don't like that. I was at a red light once, I'm just waiting to walk across the street. There's a lady next to me, and she goes, it's a beautiful day.

I said, shut the fuck up, I don't know you. I don't know you. Don't speak to me.

And also, no, it isn't. It's just the sun is out. Every time the sun is out, people are like, it's a beautiful day. And you're supposed to go, shit, I know.

SPEAKER_2 (0:42)

It's crap.

Louis CK (0:43)

Who gives a fuck about a sunny day? There's trillions of them.

SPEAKER_2 (0:47)

Are you not used to that?

Louis CK (0:48)

Grow the fuck up. When you go in your house, you turn the lights on, oh, look at that. The lamps.

There's nothing beautiful about a sunny day. Not to me anymore. I've lived too long to give a fuck about a sunny day. I like a day that's dramatic.

SPEAKER_2 (1:07)

I like a dark day.

Louis CK (1:09)

I like a terrible day. I like when you open the door, and you're like, whoa, fuck, and you go back inside and reassess.

I like when you go out at noon, and it looks like 740 p.m. I love it. I love bad weather. I love freezing rain is my favorite weather. When they say freezing rain, because that means it could have snowed. It was cold enough, but the sky was like, yeah, fuck you, touch.

SPEAKER_2 (1:33)

I was, Merry Christmas, you piece of shit.

Louis CK (1:42)

That's how it feels, a freezing rain in early March.

SPEAKER_2 (1:48)

I love it.

Louis CK (1:49)

You know why I love it? Because of the way people behave on days like that. They walk around like this, like, fuck.

SPEAKER_2 (1:56)

Oh, God.

Louis CK (1:58)

They don't bother you. They just, they might go like, huh.

And that makes me love them, you know? Watch Louis CK, Ridiculous, only on Netflix.