Louis CK: A Joke About Strangers
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October 12, 2026
Louis CK jokes about strangers in his Netflix special, "Ridiculous".
Speakers Louis CK
Louis CK (0:06)
I just do the things I have to do. Like, I walk my dog twice a day. And it sucks walking a dog in New York, because people talk to you. They just walk up and they talk to you. You don't have a choice. They don't say, excuse me, or hello. They just walk up to you and your dog, and they're like, is that Golden Doodle? Is that Labrador? Do they have hypergiant fur? Where did you get that from? Where? Where did you get it? What's his name? Where did you? It's like, this is a private dog.
It's a fucking private animal.
I don't walk up to you and your family. Oh, is that your daughter? Does she have her period yet? Watch Louis CK, Ridiculous, only on Netflix.
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