Lorena and John Wayne Bobbitt

**Ash Kelley** (0:01)
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**Alaina Urquhart** (2:38)
Hey, weirdos. I'm Alaina.

**Ash Kelley** (2:40)
I'm Ash.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:41)
This is Morbid.

**Ash Kelley** (2:58)
What's up, scroll friend?

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:02)
Nothing. We were just looking until we had like a, like a we were teaching Ash, me and Aidan about some rock lore.
Yeah. So we just got through all that.

**Ash Kelley** (3:13)
That was interesting. I learned a lot.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:16)
Yeah.
It started with a rock of love. Yeah.

**Ash Kelley** (3:19)
I realized I've never seen Rock of Love. I've seen clips for sure.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:22)
And I said, oh, honey.

**Ash Kelley** (3:24)
But now I want to watch it.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:25)
I'll set you down. I watch a bunch of women fight over Bret Michaels.

**Ash Kelley** (3:28)
That sounds like an absolute nightmare. But I love reality television and you love horror. And I love so perfect.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:36)
Let's go.

**Ash Kelley** (3:37)
Absolutely iconic.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:39)
Yeah.

**Ash Kelley** (3:41)
Do we have any bid nas?

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:42)
We do.
Oh, we do. We do. We have a fun business.

**Ash Kelley** (3:45)
Fun bid nas. So our game that we collabed with Hunt A Killer to come out with, the Salem Slicer. The Salem Slicer is now available on our Sirius website and on Podswag. So anybody who is upset that doesn't live in the US or in Canada, you can get it, I think, on Podswag. And that's like international shipping.

**Alaina Urquhart** (4:08)
That's for you.

**Ash Kelley** (4:09)
Brought to you, buy you, for you, from you, and all about you is international shipping.

**Alaina Urquhart** (4:14)
Exactly.

**Ash Kelley** (4:14)
Yeah. And Podswag.

**Alaina Urquhart** (4:16)
And thanks for caring.

**Ash Kelley** (4:17)
Yeah. Thank you for wanting the game.

**Alaina Urquhart** (4:18)
It's fucking fun.

**Ash Kelley** (4:19)
So can't say I blame you.

**Alaina Urquhart** (4:21)