London Hughes: A Joke About What She Wants

**London Hughes** (0:03)
Men, you are shit. And that's how you are, you're shit. You think you can go down on women properly, but you fucking can't. Men cannot go down on women properly. It's not your fault, it's not your fault. Society has let you get away with it. It really has, because society tells women from the age of eight, we gotta grow up and suck dick. We know that. Ladies, we know it, we know. We gotta grow up and suck dick, it's everywhere. It's in songs, it's in movies, it's in popular culture, it's been put in our, it's been put in our faces. We know that at some point, we're gonna have to suck a dick, so we gotta practice. I've been practicing, we've been practicing. So when the moment comes, we know what the fuck we're doing. Men, men ain't been told that shit, because going down a woman is not normalized, but sucking dick is normalized, and it's a fucking joke. It's a joke, guys. I can't take it, it's true. It's true. I want sitting on faces to be normalized, just like sucking dick, and I'll prove it to you how it's not normalized. Listen, imagine you're watching a film. You're watching a film, right? All of a sudden, you see a car driving down a long dirt road. There's a guy driving the car. It's like, oh, I'm driving a car, driving a car. Oh, down a dirt road. Oh, mysterious. I'm in a movie driving a car.
And it's perfectly fine, no one back to Ireland. But you never see a woman driving a car.
Whoo, whoo. All of a sudden, a man appears from her crotch like, whoa, whoa. His face is all sweaty. His hair stuck to his face.
You never see it.
It's not normalized. I want sitting on face to be commonplace. I want to go out on a Friday night and look down at Alleyway and not see blow jobs. Oh no. I want to see girls sitting on faces, sitting on faces, sitting on faces, sitting on faces. Texting their friend like, babe, I'm gonna come once I come. Okay. I'm coming. Give me two minutes. No teeth. That's what I want, right? I want that shit. I want sitting on face to be commonplace. I want to see a girl like this behind a parked car, like this, and not automatically think she's peeing.
No, she's sitting on face. She's sitting on face. She's sitting on face. That's what I want. I want to use that as a form of communication. A guy will be like, hello. I'll be like, shut up. Okay. I'm sitting on face. That is the future I want. Sitting on face to be commonplace. That's the future I want. That's the Brexit I want.
That's right, sitting on face. That's right, my manifesto. That's my manifesto. Watch London Hughes to catch a dip, only on Netflix.