LIVE From NJ w/ Joe Piscopo and Joe DeVito + Shooting at In-N-Out SPARKS CHAOS!

**Adam Carolla** (0:00)
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**Joe Piscopo** (0:41)
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Evening.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:27)
Buyers remorse.

**Joe Piscopo** (1:29)
Buy a new car? I'll be moving in.
Let's get started.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:33)
Sorry, I think there's been a mistake.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:35)
I bought it from Carvana.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:36)
You what?

**SPEAKER_2** (1:37)
Yeah, great price.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:38)
I even have seven days to love it or return it.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:40)
So there's no...

**Adam Carolla** (1:41)
No, no buyers remorse.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:43)
More like buyers rejoice.
I guess I'll let myself out. Congratulations. I mean it.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:50)
Buyers rejoice.

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**Adam Carolla** (1:56)
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**SPEAKER_6** (2:06)
Live from Uncle Vinny's in Freehold, New Jersey. This is the Adam Carolla Show. With Joe Piscopo and Joe DeVito.
Plus the news with Rudy Pavich and now, Adam Carolla.

**Joe Piscopo** (2:56)
New Jersey, please.
Garden State. Listen, I got 6,600 people who want to vote. They just registered at the DMV. Can we bring them in? Do you mind if we bring them in?

**Adam Carolla** (3:08)
Bring them all in.

**Joe Piscopo** (3:09)
Oh, man. I got one thing to say to the governor. What is going on in our state?

**SPEAKER_2** (3:17)
You following this?

**Joe Piscopo** (3:18)
Your state?

**Adam Carolla** (3:18)
What about my state? We're still trying to figure out who the mayor is over there.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:23)
Counting votes tonight.

**Joe Piscopo** (3:25)
You stay out there, brother, you stay out right there.

**Adam Carolla** (3:29)
You know what? I feel like a woman in a battered relationship, you know what I mean? It's like, but I love him. It's like, oh, he sees other women, he beats you every night, he's an alcoholic. I can't quit Newsome, I can't quit him.

**Joe Piscopo** (3:46)
So true. And in Jersey, you feel like you're a hostage, don't you though?
We want to stay, Adam Carolla, if I may, we want to stay on the streets that our parents walked. We want to stay in the towns where our grandparents came from another country to come to America to learn the language, to learn the laws, don't get me started. Because that's all, I go to Newark, New Jersey, my father would always say Newark is like the broad and market, the center of the universe. And that's where all the Italians went to Newark, New Jersey. And I go and I walk and I see and I feel, I'm from Essex County, and then, you know, we kind of feel the vibe of our relatives. And my grandfather, can I tell you the story about my father not speaking English when he went to school, you know, because he, they all spoke Italian. Any Italians here today, Italians like that? All right, love you. I love you, it's good.

**Adam Carolla** (4:36)
I got to say this, when my grandfather, Giacomo Carolla, came over from Somalia, turn of the century, he had a quarter in his pocket, but he yearned to rip off the government. That's all he had. He had a dream. And that dream was to build taxpayers.

**SPEAKER_5** (4:59)
He came in and he came to Minneapolis with nothing.