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Live From London (Night 1) | Reading Reddit Stories

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September 19, 2026

Get your jacket potatoes out, it's Reading Reddit Stories Live from LONDON! 0:00 Intro4:39 I forwarded my wife a recipe when she asked what I want for dinner tomorrow Sponsor14:25 I ate sexy potatoes I was mad at my bf on our romantic getaway Sponsor44:27 Part 2 guests!

Speakers Shayne Topp, Courtney Miller, Angela Giarratana, Spencer Agnew, Sean McLoughlin

TopicsComedySociety & CultureRelationships

Shayne Topp (0:07)

Oh, what is up, London? This is so cool. Man, London, the city where the sun never sets, something I just learned today at 4 a.m. Guys, this is so exciting. This is seriously so cool.

I don't know why it blows my mind that I'm like, oh, we have fans here? Our uploads make it across the Atlantic? Had no idea. I am so excited for this show tonight. This is incredible. I keep saying that over and over again. I really love this city. It's my third time here in London. I always have a blast, and I love the people here. I really do. You guys are a great time. Well, look, I can sit here and talk forever, but I have some lovely guests today. Our first guests, I've been here in London with them. We've had a great time here. Please welcome Courtney Miller.

And also joining us, we had to bring our biggest Shakespeare fan. Please welcome Angela Giratana.

Even though the mic was five feet away from you, we heard that.

Courtney Miller (2:06)

How are you doing, London?

Shayne Topp (2:13)

We've been having a great time already. I mean, we got in yesterday. We're feeling good. We're feeling refreshed.

Angela Giarratana (2:18)

Obsessed with you all.

Shayne Topp (2:20)

Yeah, truly. We've gone to some pubs already.

Angela Giarratana (2:24)

We did it.

Shayne Topp (2:25)

Having a great time.

Spencer Agnew (2:26)

Cider people in the house?

Shayne Topp (2:31)

Let's go. Huge for you.

Spencer Agnew (2:33)

Big day for me.

Shayne Topp (2:34)

All right. Well, look.

Angela Giarratana (2:36)

This is crazy.

Shayne Topp (2:37)

I know. When we started like talking about this tour, when London got brought up, I don't know why that just caught I was just like scared. I was just like, oh, my God, London.

Angela Giarratana (2:48)

Oh, my God. Because you guys are like smart, hot, cool. You guys, you have it all together.

Shayne Topp (2:56)

We're going to have a crowd of people. They're all going to have cool English accents. What are we going to do?

Courtney Miller (3:00)

Oh, my God.

Spencer Agnew (3:00)

Speaking of which, apologies in advance, because it comes out, the English accent and just, I'm so sorry when it does.

Shayne Topp (3:09)

Yeah.

Courtney Miller (3:11)

The Scots, the Scottish accent, love it.

Shayne Topp (3:15)

To be honest, whenever we do any sort of accent, it's probably going to be all over the place. You're going to be like, what region are they?

No, as it goes, try to figure out what region we sound like. Because we were talking about that before. It's like, when I do a British accent, what does it sound like? I don't know. We'll see. We'll find out. Yeah. I think someone said Australian. And I was like, that's correct.

Angela Giarratana (3:34)

It probably is what it sounds like.

Shayne Topp (3:36)

All right. Well, shall we hop into our first story?

Angela Giarratana (3:38)

This is cool.

Courtney Miller (3:40)

Yeah.

Shayne Topp (3:43)

Let's do it. I can't say get your pancakes out. Are pancakes like a big deal here?

Courtney Miller (3:48)

Okay. Okay.

Angela Giarratana (3:50)

Get your crumpets out.

Shayne Topp (3:53)

What if they were like, what the fuck?

Courtney Miller (3:55)

Get out.

Shayne Topp (3:56)

Get out of my face.

Angela Giarratana (3:58)

Get your beans and toast out. Yeah.

Shayne Topp (4:02)

I didn't do that today, but tomorrow.

Angela Giarratana (4:04)

We're getting beans and toast. Yeah.

Shayne Topp (4:06)

Okay. Our first story comes from Am I the Asshole? Posted in May of this year.

No. It's not going good for me.

Angela Giarratana (4:25)

Two households in Fair Verona where we lay our seed.

Shayne Topp (4:31)

Okay. Am I the asshole for forwarding my wife an Instagram reel of a recipe after she asked what I want for dinner tomorrow?

Okay.

Angela Giarratana (4:42)

Let's hear this out.

Shayne Topp (4:44)

Let's hear them out. My wife asked me what I'd like for dinner tomorrow, and I was thinking about it. I saw this Instagram reel of a yummy looking recipe. I forwarded it to her, said she could try cooking this. She went ballistic at me, saying that only she cooks, that I never cook, that she's not a servant whose job is only to cook, and I order her around what to cook. I literally didn't order her around. I didn't say cook this for me or else. She asked for suggestions, so I gave one. That's it. I told her we can go to a restaurant instead, or we can try cooking it together on the weekend. I literally never order her to cook for me or told her. She merely asked for a suggestion, so I gave one. Edit. Additional notes, because everyone's asking the same questions and I can't reply to 200 comments.

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