Listener Tales 113: 90's Sleepover Edition!

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**Ash Kelley** (1:30)
Hey, weirdos. I'm Ash.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:32)
And I'm Alaina.

**Ash Kelley** (1:33)
And this is Morbid in the 90s at a sleepover. Period.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:54)
I decided to go with me in the 90s, who was like a 12, 13-year-old. I like that. Like, who can't do their makeup. You keep saying that, but I really goes for like the like high-contrast shit going on.

**Ash Kelley** (2:06)
It's very, it's very of the time. I was going for a Pam Anderson and I and a Y2K hair.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:12)
That's an honestly you nailed it. You look really pretty. Thank you.

**Ash Kelley** (2:15)
If you look like you would be a cool girl, you look pretty like as 12

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:19)
Yeah, like I look like I'm like, you could be on the cover of like Tiger Beat. Hell yeah.

**Ash Kelley** (2:23)
Yeah.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:24)
Or I could be holding a Tiger Beat and pretending I was on the cover.

**Ash Kelley** (2:27)
That's no, you could be on the cover for sure.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:29)
You know?

**Ash Kelley** (2:29)
Yeah. I also did a zigzag part.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:31)
You did, which is really iconic.

**Ash Kelley** (2:33)
It took me six tries, I think.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:35)
It always took me a lot of tries. So I don't think I ever mastered it.

**Ash Kelley** (2:39)
The secret, I think, is that you do it tinier than you think.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:42)
Yeah, that's true.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:43)
Yeah.

**Ash Kelley** (2:43)
And you really have to keep track of where that hair goes.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:45)
And then you pinch and you separate.

**Ash Kelley** (2:47)
That's that's that.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:48)
And that's zigzag parts in case you're wondering.

**Ash Kelley** (2:51)
Yeah. You know, so these are listener tales and they're 90s themed.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:55)
Yeah.

**Ash Kelley** (2:55)
And they're brought to you by you, for you, from you and all about you.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:58)
I wish it was the 90s again.

**Ash Kelley** (3:00)
I wish I say it all the time. I wish I got to experience more of the 90s.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:05)
It was I know it wasn't like a better time overall. Like I know that like the nuance of it all. Yeah. I mean, no, no time is that the time before the Internet, I think personally was better.

**Ash Kelley** (3:15)
Yeah, I think so, too. But now you have like 11 year olds doing get readies with me to go to fifth grade.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:20)
Have you guys seen that shit?

**Ash Kelley** (3:22)
It's so disturbing.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:22)
It's honestly upsetting to me. Like stop letting your children be on TikTok and like not only get readies with me while they're cracking open in a Lani, which is going to make their heart explode at like 7 a.m. 200 milligrams of caffeine in a Lani.