Life With My Friend Henry W/ Are You Garbage | Bein' Ian with Jordan #219

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It's a wild ride.

SPEAKER_2 (1:11)

Not against me, against him.

SPEAKER_3 (1:14)

We have to be united front, okay? Let's beat the shit out of these two.

SPEAKER_1 (1:18)

This thing's got to go.

SPEAKER_4 (1:19)

That is a good sign.

SPEAKER_5 (1:21)

That's an omen.

SPEAKER_1 (1:22)

That's an omen, that's good.

SPEAKER_6 (1:24)

Listen, if you two are going, that's a good sign, that's a bad sign.

SPEAKER_4 (1:29)

Come on.

SPEAKER_5 (1:30)

That's the guy I was telling you about.

SPEAKER_3 (1:31)

Now he's on Uncle Hank.

SPEAKER_2 (1:33)

Hi, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of Bein Ian and Friends. Jordan's on assignments. We got the co-host with the most host, co-hosts.

SPEAKER_7 (1:43)

Hostess with the mostest.

SPEAKER_2 (1:44)

Cousin Sheri, everybody.

SPEAKER_1 (1:46)

Hello, everybody. Yeah.

SPEAKER_5 (1:49)

I've known Sheri 10 minutes. I already like her more than you.

SPEAKER_1 (1:51)

I like this guy. She's the star of the show.

SPEAKER_7 (1:53)

He's definitely garbage.

SPEAKER_5 (1:55)

I don't know about him.

SPEAKER_7 (1:56)

I get weird vibes from him, but he seems nice.

SPEAKER_5 (1:58)

Nice?

SPEAKER_1 (1:58)

He seems nice. He seems nice.

SPEAKER_3 (2:01)

I feel like, I feel like.

SPEAKER_6 (2:02)

Welcome to the upside down.

SPEAKER_3 (2:04)

I feel like Foley.

SPEAKER_6 (2:05)

Here, I got the credit card.

SPEAKER_1 (2:07)

Yes, you fucking do, baby.

SPEAKER_3 (2:09)

Moved into a halfway house and like, this is like bring your parents to school day.

SPEAKER_1 (2:13)

Oh, yeah. Oh, nice. What's it like for you?

SPEAKER_3 (2:16)

He showed me his room.

SPEAKER_1 (2:18)

No, no, no, did he?

SPEAKER_3 (2:19)

This is crazy.

SPEAKER_1 (2:20)

No.

SPEAKER_3 (2:21)

It ain't great.

SPEAKER_4 (2:22)

I got to clean it up.

SPEAKER_2 (2:24)

Oh, dude, dude, before you came, Kev, I want to do impress you. I hired my Jamaican cleaning guy, Maurice.

SPEAKER_6 (2:32)

Yeah, you had a Jamaican cleaning guy.

SPEAKER_1 (2:34)

You got one.

SPEAKER_6 (2:36)

You got a dirt ball man.

SPEAKER_2 (2:38)

I have a cleaning man.

SPEAKER_5 (2:40)

OK, of course.

SPEAKER_2 (2:42)

He's going to Jamaica this weekend. It tipped him out. Well, Maurice, who he did say he watches the show. So shout out a man cleaning person. That's why I got a musk.

SPEAKER_3 (2:53)

I would have been good for me.

SPEAKER_2 (2:55)

He's great. He's a sweetheart.

SPEAKER_5 (2:57)

There's a musk down here, isn't there?

SPEAKER_6 (2:58)

Yeah, you've been living here. It's not me.

SPEAKER_2 (3:00)

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_5 (3:01)

Tell him how what a good guest I've been, bro.

SPEAKER_2 (3:04)

First of all, you're not a guest. You are my tenant.

SPEAKER_5 (3:08)

Oh, emergency contact.

SPEAKER_3 (3:09)

You are my take back seas.

SPEAKER_2 (3:11)

You are my roommate apprentice, apprentice, my young padawan. I love living with Henry. There have been some speed bumps.

I have had to lock my bedroom door because that's where I keep my piggy bank.

SPEAKER_5 (3:30)

He sleeps at the door open.

SPEAKER_7 (3:31)

You're a thief, bro.

SPEAKER_2 (3:33)

No, no.

SPEAKER_4 (3:34)

That's why you're living in Ian's basement.

SPEAKER_5 (3:36)

The only thing I would do is peek in a little bit, maybe.

SPEAKER_2 (3:38)

No, I love having him here. We have a great routine. The one thing I do get upset about is he lets a door slam and his feet are wet when he gets out of the shower and he clip clops around. Now, I did drop off.

SPEAKER_3 (3:49)

Slam what door? The outside.

SPEAKER_2 (3:51)

My front door.

SPEAKER_7 (3:51)

He's a big guy. He slams doors. He can't help it.

SPEAKER_5 (3:54)

I just forgot.

SPEAKER_7 (3:55)

All right.

SPEAKER_1 (3:55)

There you go.

SPEAKER_5 (3:56)

And that just happened.

SPEAKER_3 (3:57)

He's always got no fight left in him.

SPEAKER_1 (3:59)

I got a fat brother and he slams doors. I get it. I'm done.

SPEAKER_5 (4:01)

I'm cooked, baby.

SPEAKER_7 (4:02)

You think it's because it's just how you how you shut it.

SPEAKER_2 (4:05)

No, he just lets a door shut and it slams.

SPEAKER_1 (4:07)

He doesn't hold it.

SPEAKER_7 (4:08)

No, no.

SPEAKER_2 (4:08)

Your brother slams it because he's angry about being fat. He's just forgetful.

SPEAKER_1 (4:12)

There's more than that. Yeah. Yes.

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