Lauren Boebert Paid $200k To Keep Her Gay Secret Quiet - H3 After Dark #104

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Happy Tuesday, everybody.

Harley (0:45)

It's Tuesday.

Ethan Klein (0:46)

It is Tuesday, first show of the week this week.

Harley (0:50)

We get to be the most important show of the day today.

Ethan Klein (0:54)

And we have some serious topics. We've got some serious stuff coming. Lauren Boebert is out here, gay and around, allegedly.

Famous homophobe, Lauren Boebert, out here.

Harley (1:09)

As is, as is how it always ends up being.

Ethan Klein (1:12)

Always, always. Also, Carrot Top is kind of gay.

Ethan Klein (1:16)

Why is it so horny here?

Ethan Klein (1:18)

Which I found out looking into.

Ethan Klein (1:20)

Would you be in high school?

Harley (1:23)

Is this official?

Ethan Klein (1:24)

No. Well, I mean, we're going to look into you. His recent strife.

Harley (1:30)

He's always been, yeah, sending good vibes his way. He's obviously.

Ethan Klein (1:34)

Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Harley (1:36)

But he's always been kind of like, like, bendy.

Ethan Klein (1:41)

And enigma.

Ethan Klein (1:42)

Yeah. You know what I mean?

Harley (1:43)

He's always been.

Ethan Klein (1:44)

Yeah.

Harley (1:45)

It was, he was always, he was Carrot Top. He was put in a box. You thought you knew he was, and then you checked out, or at least I did, for like 15 years. And then you went back and you're like, oh, he's jacked and has makeup on.

Ethan Klein (1:56)

Yeah. There was definitely a hard left.

Harley (2:01)

There's no, you know, he was just like a very 2020s person. We didn't have those. We didn't have anything like that.

Ethan Klein (2:08)

That's true.

Ethan Klein (2:08)

That's true.

Harley (2:10)

Yeah. That's so true. Muscular and wear makeup.

Ethan Klein (2:14)

Yeah. I mean, I, and I haven't even heard from him in so long, heard about him in so long. And I never really thought of him in any kind of sexual.

I was never like, this person is, is of a certain orientation.

Harley (2:29)

But now you're like, I could fuck Carrot Top?

Ethan Klein (2:35)

All right. Let me do my men. Maybe. All right. So we're going to talk about.

Harley (2:39)

Sloppy top or Carrot Top?

Ethan Klein (2:40)

Sloppy Carrot Top. He's probably got a nice package. Yeah, we're going to talk about.

Harley (2:45)

How many do we have? We have like a whole podcast worth of soundbites.

Ethan Klein (2:48)

Of me saying things about men?

Harley (2:50)

Probably.

Ethan Klein (2:52)

I like to fly off, apparently. All right. We're going to talk about Lauren Boebert and her gay secrets that she tried to keep buried. We're going to talk about Carrot Top, a very sad suicide attempt and the background potentially of why this happened. There's lots of alleged extortion, sex tapes, grinder accounts. There's a lot going on there.

And then we also have, which one was I going to do? Oh, we're going to talk about this Mighty Mike Plays debacle. Have you heard about this? A little bit. This little Minecrafter.

Harley (3:29)

I saw the first part. I have not, I didn't watch the second part where things have kind of changed. Yeah, there. It was cute and wholesome. And I saw all that, but yeah.

And that's on the show today. People are going to find out about that.

David (3:46)

Dude, we have a crazy show.

Ethan Klein (3:47)

Can you believe it? Can you believe?

But first up, we have a couple of things. I know, we've been in the trenches. We've been in the trenches, and now here we are to bring you some real news today.

David (4:01)

Did you ever see Band of Brothers?

Ethan Klein (4:03)

People are saying the sound bites are too low. What about Band of Brothers?

Harley (4:07)

It's fucking sick, dude. You should watch it.

David (4:09)

Okay. They're too low. They're too loud.

Ethan Klein (4:11)

Just a little, just bump, just a little bit. And yes.

Harley (4:15)

David, do a bump.

Ethan Klein (4:16)

Lightspin Angler, we did just start. Oh, someone said, Kate, was Uncle Phil actually gay? Apparently, that was a rumor.