Lanterns Season Finale Review

Tony Baker (0:00)

What up, y'all?

KevOnStage (0:00)

It's your boy KevOnStage.

Tony Baker (0:01)

Tony Baker.

KevOnStage (0:02)

Welcome to The Bald Brothers Podcast, where me and my friend Tony come and talk about stuff.

Tony Baker (0:09)

Stuff.

KevOnStage (0:09)

That stuff changes, but the friendship remains.

Tony Baker (0:12)

The same.

KevOnStage (0:13)

Today, we talking Lanterns Season Finale. Episode eight.

Tony Baker (0:19)

Yeah.

KevOnStage (0:20)

We ain't talk about it, Tone, initial thoughts. How'd you feel overall?

Tony Baker (0:24)

I was surprised it was limited action.

KevOnStage (0:27)

I don't think they had the bread, man.

SPEAKER_3 (0:29)

They wasn't told. HBO also told y'all y'all got five things. Watch one.

KevOnStage (0:37)

That mind thing that he built, that's two and three.

SPEAKER_3 (0:40)

Yeah. Bird, four. Yeah.

KevOnStage (0:42)

All right.

SPEAKER_3 (0:43)

You got one more. They wasn't. The ring's on five percent.

The whole budget was on five percent. The ring got to have a charge. You can't make no stuff. Make it enough.

Tony Baker (0:55)

Talk to your family on the phone instead of both ironing the actors to do the scene with. That's why his family was on the phone all the time.

KevOnStage (1:02)

We don't want to see them.

SPEAKER_3 (1:03)

They saw five percent.

KevOnStage (1:05)

Hey, you think we could use the green lantern? No. They didn't show you what he made when he saved himself in episode one. What'd you build?

SPEAKER_3 (1:12)

A bubble tea. No, and I believe you.

Ain't no green.

SPEAKER_4 (1:18)

They did.

Tony Baker (1:19)

They was cutting corners.

SPEAKER_4 (1:21)

You better have a green crayon.

Tony Baker (1:23)

They was like, we got money for one big episode, and that was like episode five. Whenever it went down in the town.

KevOnStage (1:29)

Laser and lasers, all that.

Tony Baker (1:31)

They blew the whole load.

SPEAKER_3 (1:32)

That's...

Tony Baker (1:33)

They were like, we got $7,000 for the rest of these three episodes.

KevOnStage (1:37)

Hologram, this all y'all got. He can go away, he can come in.

SPEAKER_3 (1:42)

Y'all ain't building nothing.

KevOnStage (1:44)

Make it enough. Who was that, Smokey's mom?

Tony Baker (1:46)

Yeah.

KevOnStage (1:46)

Friday, that's who was in charge of the budget for Lanterns. She was on the yachts.

SPEAKER_3 (1:50)

Do y'all think we could make it enough?

Tony Baker (1:53)

She was on the phone too.

SPEAKER_4 (1:55)

Ah, yes, I did.

KevOnStage (1:57)

We was hoping, we wanted to use the Lanterns. Y'all ain't even gonna get the suit.

Tony Baker (2:01)

I gave y'all the money.

SPEAKER_3 (2:02)

How about this?

KevOnStage (2:03)

John Stewart ain't even wearing the suit.

Tony Baker (2:05)

He had on a leather jacket and flew off as the next hero. He had on his regular outfit.

SPEAKER_3 (2:13)

Sonic Boom.

Tony Baker (2:14)

He was like, this is it.

SPEAKER_3 (2:15)

I'm the new hero, y'all.

Tony Baker (2:16)

Where your costume at?

I'm the new hero, y'all. Green Lanterns remix. Look at the man was sitting there with clothes. This new oath was fire, though.

SPEAKER_4 (2:25)

Yeah, it was great.

Tony Baker (2:26)

But they was like, all right, we got money to write the new oath.

KevOnStage (2:29)

You got the clothes from Zara.

SPEAKER_3 (2:32)

The Green Lantern costume from Zara, H&M.

KevOnStage (2:36)

Go down to them Sears and pick you out a shirt.

Tony Baker (2:38)

Only reason Guy had his costume is because it was left over from the Superman movie.

SPEAKER_3 (2:42)

What?

Tony Baker (2:43)

He ain't even refit.

SPEAKER_3 (2:45)

Still the ring and still that costume from the wardrobe department we used.

Tony Baker (2:50)

It was like, hey, Superman people, can we borrow Guy Gardner's outfit? We over here shooting Lanterns. What? Lanterns is kind of like, you know, Green Lantern, he was like in the Justice, he no Superman in the comics. Can we just borrow that costume?

SPEAKER_3 (3:03)

Come on, y'all, come on. Man!

Tony Baker (3:05)

Charge the ring up! We got budget for one visual charging.

He was carrying that thing around. Man, charge it! He was like, nah, man, yo, if you don't put your goddamn ring on that charger.

KevOnStage (3:18)

I'm so sick of them saying, he said, we got probably like seven minutes left for the ring. Y'all been saying to ring off 5% for four days.

SPEAKER_3 (3:28)

Plug it up!

KevOnStage (3:30)

Where's the, Green Lantern, you need to go to the Hudson News in LAX. You need a Green Lantern little MagSafe charger. Give me a little, just get me from five to 20 so I can make something. They said, nah, we ain't got it. We don't know how good this show is. Next season, they better up it.