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'Lanterns' Episode 7 Deep Dive

House of R

September 29, 2026

Mal and Jo are back to dive deep into 'Lanterns' Episode 7. From the Halogram, to Noah Macon's ceremony and the reappearance of a significant character, your favorite Lanterns have you covered. (00:00) Intro (3:55) Opening snapshot (14:50) Deep dive (15:50) “Brother, it’s all that matters.

Speakers Mallory Rubin, Joanna Robinson

TopicsTV & Film

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

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Mallory Rubin (0:28)

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Joanna Robinson (1:02)

Hello, and welcome back to House of R. I'm Joanna Robinson, and joining me today to defend the use of red apples as nightmare fuel, it's Mallory Rubin.

Mallory Rubin (1:14)

Boy, that hot but possibly evil sheriff's going to be back after her brunch.

SPEAKER_5 (1:19)

We better get to it.

Joanna Robinson (1:20)

Do you think that's you, the hot yet evil sheriff of House of R?

Mallory Rubin (1:24)

Certainly not.

Joanna Robinson (1:24)

Back from the brunch that was your vacation? Did I stretch that too thin?

Mallory Rubin (1:28)

Yeah.

Mallory Rubin (1:28)

What do you mean summon? I'm not your genie. That could have also worked upon the return.

Joanna Robinson (1:33)

Lantern stuff, go. Let's do it. We're here to talk about lanterns. Have you heard of it? Episode 7 Guess what? A phenomenal episode of television. We're going to get into that. A deep dive, if you will, right after this.

Before we dive into those red apple infested waters, quick programming reminders.

The program is a little in flux right now. We are doing the Lanterns finale next week, that we do know.

Mallory Rubin (2:11)

For sure.

Joanna Robinson (2:12)

Vision Quest is coming up pretty soon.

SPEAKER_5 (2:14)

It sure is. Only a couple of weeks away.

Mallory Rubin (2:15)

A couple of weeks away.

Mallory Rubin (2:16)

Two and a half weeks.

Mallory Rubin (2:17)

Sheesh.

Joanna Robinson (2:17)

And then we have some thoughts about what we're going to do in between, and you get to find out in real time what those are.

We're having a great time. How can folks figure out what all of those ambiguous clues mean, Mallory Rubin?

Mallory Rubin (2:31)

Here's what I'd recommend. Follow along.

SPEAKER_5 (2:32)

Why not?

Mallory Rubin (2:33)

Follow the pod on Spotify or wherever you get your podcast. You can watch full video episodes of House of R and The Midnight Boys, on Spotify and Credible and on the Ringerverse YouTube channel. While you're at it, follow our new-ish social handle at...

Joanna Robinson (2:50)

Out House of R?

SPEAKER_5 (2:51)

Out House of R pod is also thriving on Instagram right now.

Mallory Rubin (2:56)

At House of R pod on Instagram, on TikTok. Of course, follow the Ringerverse and send us your emails.

The inbox is open. We don't know yet exactly when we'll be recording the finale pods, but keep the Lanterns emails coming for sure. They've been wonderful so far. And send us your VisionQuest emails, like Jo said. That's just around the bend. Send us your Wicker emails.

Joanna Robinson (3:18)

Please continue to send your book recommendations because we are going to do some sort of House of Reads. Just shifted slightly.

Mallory Rubin (3:25)

One of us is going to do it, the one who's been preparing to do it.

Mallory Rubin (3:27)

I will be... Sorry.

Joanna Robinson (3:28)

I'm so sorry. I will be doing House of Reads. It is still happening.

Mallory Rubin (3:32)

I will not be absent because I don't like reading.

Mallory Rubin (3:34)

I love to read. I'm not prepared for that podcast at all.

Joanna Robinson (3:38)

It was supposed to happen when she was gone and now it's going to happen when she's in town.

Mallory Rubin (3:42)

I can't wait to listen.

Joanna Robinson (3:44)

Spoiler warning for today. Everything's going fine. Lanterns, episode seven. Everything up through...

Mallory Rubin (3:49)

Yeah.

Joanna Robinson (3:49)

Did you watch this episode? You should have.

Mallory Rubin (3:51)

It's great.

Joanna Robinson (3:52)

Up through episode seven. No finale spoilers. We haven't seen it. I've not seen the finale. We don't know what's happened in the finale.

SPEAKER_5 (3:57)

We have no clue.

Mallory Rubin (3:58)

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