Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

**Adam Carolla** (0:00)
I sold my car in Carvana last night.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:02)
Well, that's cool.

**Alison Rosen** (0:03)
No, you don't understand.

**Adam Carolla** (0:04)
It went perfectly.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:05)
Real offer, down to the penny. They're picking it up tomorrow.

**Adam Carolla** (0:08)
Nothing went wrong.

**SPEAKER_7** (0:09)
So, what's the problem?

**Adam Carolla** (0:10)
That is the problem. Nothing in my life goes as smoothly.

**Alison Rosen** (0:13)
I'm waiting for the catch.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:14)
Maybe there's no catch.

**Adam Carolla** (0:15)
That's exactly what a catch would want me to think.

**SPEAKER_7** (0:18)
Wow, you need to relax.

**Adam Carolla** (0:19)
I need a knock on wood. Do we have wood? Is this table wood?

**SPEAKER_7** (0:22)
I think it's laminate.

**Carol Polis** (0:23)
Okay, yeah, that's good. That's close enough.

**SPEAKER_7** (0:24)
Car selling without a catch.

**Carol Polis** (0:26)
Sell your car today on Carvana.

**SPEAKER_7** (0:29)
Pick up these may apply.

**Giovanni** (0:45)
Welcome to Corolla Classics, I'm your host, superfan, Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fans, select the clips from all 17 years of the Adam Carolla Show. If you'd like to hear any of the full episodes played today, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's Substack, adamcarolla.substack.com. There you'll find the complete uncensored Adam Carolla Show archives, ad-free, along with the archives of the Adam and Dr. Drew Show, as well as the new podcast, Beat It Out. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classicsatadamcarolla.com. Alright, let's get to the clips.
Coming up first, we have Adam Carolla Show 933 with actor Lake Bell, Alison Rosen, Bryan Bishop. This one's from 2012
Lake's a huge gearhead. I think it's a familial connection. She has a bunch of stuff. She was on Carcast. She really gets along with Adam. It's a fun episode. Hope you guys enjoy.

**Adam Carolla** (1:32)
Good day, Alison Rosen.

**Alison Rosen** (1:33)
Hello, Adam Carolla.

**Adam Carolla** (1:35)
Good day, Paul Bryan. Dude.
I brought my little sunny bunny with me today. We were watching football over at Kimmel's Theater. Actually, One Order's Theater. Cousin Sal set us up over there. Had a nice time. Maybe he'll come in and say hi at some point.

**Adam Carolla** (1:53)
You got to ease a kid like that into football like that, in that environment because he's going to think that everyone watches games like that.

**Adam Carolla** (1:58)
Yeah. It was pretty funny because they're up on the third floor, and as we were walking up the stairs, I just heard Cousin Sal yell as loud as he could possibly yell, Dallas lost by like two points, and it's the loudest echo he has, rang out throughout the holes.

**Alison Rosen** (2:16)
For whom the fucked holes.

**Adam Carolla** (2:17)
Yes.
He couldn't see our heads peak up above the stairs yet. We're just coming up the long cement stairwell, and it showed the loudest F-bomb ever. Sunny, you have a good time over there?

**SPEAKER_2** (2:29)
Yeah.

**Adam Carolla** (2:30)
Yeah. What did you do? What did you like?

**SPEAKER_2** (2:32)
The part when the guy did a flip over the guy.

**Adam Carolla** (2:36)
Oh, Reggie. Reggie.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:38)
When the guy bumped into him and he just did a flip.

**Adam Carolla** (2:40)
Bumped into him. Yeah.
Yeah. What's your catchphrase? We asked him, I asked him what his ringtone was, and he shouted it right out, didn't even hesitate.

**Carol Polis** (2:49)
That's a waste of my time.

**SPEAKER_11** (2:51)
It says a waste of my time.

**Adam Carolla** (2:54)
All right. Let's try it one more time, Sunny. A little more energy. Here we go.

**Alison Rosen** (2:57)
That's a waste of my time. That's a waste of my time.

**Adam Carolla** (3:00)
All right. Now, Sunny, I'll tell you what daddy does when he does his voice or try not to interrupt. When he does his voice or work, three times in a row, all different.

**Alison Rosen** (3:14)
Yeah.

**Adam Carolla** (3:15)
Yeah. Three different times, that's a waste of my time, but do it all differently. You ready?

**SPEAKER_13** (3:20)
Yeah.

**Adam Carolla** (3:20)
Here we go. Fast one, slow one, and then one with pathos.

**SPEAKER_13** (3:24)
That's a waste of my time.

**Adam Carolla** (3:25)
Okay, that's good.

**Giovanni** (3:26)
That's a waste of my time.

**Adam Carolla** (3:27)
Yeah. The last one.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:30)
That's a waste of my time.

**Adam Carolla** (3:31)
All right. With a question mark. I like that.

**Alison Rosen** (3:33)
That's good. Three very different feels.

**Adam Carolla** (3:39)
I'm going to be out of a job soon. Turn his mic off.

**Adam Carolla** (3:41)
Nice job, buddy. All right. Pot him down. Sonny, help yourself to a delicious diet soda.