Kylie & Jen Hamilton’s NSFW Guide to Labor, Divorce Glow-Ups & Tight End 101 w/ Cyrus Veyssi

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Kylie Kelce (0:56)

If you have a bowel movement while pushing, are they going to give you a second to wipe clean?

Jen Hamilton (1:03)

My favorite thing to do is to be a poop ninja. It's the one thing I will lie about. If you say, am I pooping? I'll say, I am pooping.

Kylie Kelce (1:11)

What makes for the best tight end?

Cyrus Veyssi (1:13)

Squats and a good trainer.

Kylie Kelce (1:16)

Now, do you know who the best tight end is in football? It's not my husband, he was an offensive lineman.

Cyrus Veyssi (1:23)

It's your brother-in-law? Yes, it is. Travis.

Jen Hamilton (1:27)

I found out about some nefarious things that the man was doing behind my back.

Kylie Kelce (1:34)

How'd you find out?

Jen Hamilton (1:34)

I'm not gonna be mad that you try to bite me.

Cyrus Veyssi (1:37)

You've been bitten.

Jen Hamilton (1:38)

You know, they try sometimes. You're just in this feral state.

Kylie Kelce (1:42)

Not gonna lie, four kids sounds like a great idea. Until this time of year comes around. A week and a half ago, someone got a stuffy nose and a raspy voice.

And now, like dominoes, one after the other.

It's going great. Sometimes you just gotta rally. Let's get this podcast started.

Welcome back to a brand new episode of Not Gonna Lie, a Wave Original, brought to you by Invisalign. I'm your host, Kylie Kelce, in need of new ego superstitions to try because what I'm doing clearly isn't cutting it. Maybe we'll get a new spoon. The best fall treat is 100% definitely, without a doubt, a caramel apple.

Now, if you ask me in November, I'm gonna say cold pumpkin pie in the morning with your coffee. Cold. And mom of four, with three more Halloween costumes to figure out, there is a chance that Finn ends up being what she would refer to as a dog.

Because I have a puppy dog costume that Wyatt has worn. I think Benny has worn, but maybe I'm wrong. But I feel like Finn, it's, I mean, even this morning, she went up to the sliding door and was smacking the door going dog, dog, because the dogs were outside standing on the other side of the glass. So I think that that feels good. Am I going to participate in dressing up? Probably not. I do want to get one of those cute little headbands that has little witches hat on it, because my kids already think I'm a witch. Coming up on today's episode, we have a brand new NFL correspondent stopping by to tell us everything we could possibly need to know about football, and absolutely nails it. Flawless beats, just stunning. And Broadway, that's right. From a TikTok shout out to the podcast, it's Cyrus Veyssi. I can't wait for you guys to see that. After that, I'm going to be joined by one of the most requested NGL guests of all time. She's the hilarious and brilliant labor and delivery nurse. Angels on Earth, you already know that. Best-selling author and content creator, Jen Hamilton. I'm so excited. And most importantly, we talked her into coming to Philadelphia. But first, let's get right into it and start things off with Doom Scroll. Doom Scroll of the Week is brought to you today by Invisalign. First up, a new prank trend just dropped where people are calling their moms to ask if they were in the delivery room when they were born. Queen Emma, the clip, please.

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Hello. What are you doing? I need your help quickly. I'm filling out a form for uni, but it's for my emergency contacts, but it's a question for you. It wants to know if you were in the delivery room the day I was born.