Kool-Aid Chaos, Haircuts, and Halloween Hysteria!

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**SPEAKER_3** (1:19)
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**Moon** (1:21)
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The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:57)
Oh, my God, we're so happy here.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:00)
You know it.

**Rafe** (2:01)
Oh, man. We are great.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:04)
What? We're fine. It's Wednesday.

**Rafe** (2:06)
You look like Wayne Campbell today. I do? Yeah, you got your black shirt on with your black hat.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:09)
Thank you.

**Rafe** (2:11)
Where's Cassandra?

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:13)
Thank you. I'm getting a haircut on Friday.

**Rafe** (2:15)
I got my haircut yesterday.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:17)
I'm getting it chopped off. I'm done.

**Rafe** (2:18)
I get one haircut a year. How often do you think you get your haircut?

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:22)
Normally, like every four weeks.

**Rafe** (2:24)
Really? I do one time a year and I hate it. I hate getting my hair cut.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:28)
With the longer locks.

**Moon** (2:30)
He got his hair cut once every four weeks until there was a bet on the table.

**Lern** (2:34)
Yeah, it was like four months.

**Moon** (2:35)
Yeah, then he couldn't get his hair to his shoulders.

**Rafe** (2:37)
I was looking at you, your hair, like I was walking behind you earlier and your hair looks like a bunny tail. Yeah, it's all quaffed out.

**Lern** (2:44)
Yeah, you got quaffed.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:45)
It's humid.

**Moon** (2:46)
Fluffy.

**Rafe** (2:47)
It's nice outside though.

**Lern** (2:48)
It's like 68 degrees.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:49)
Yeah, I wish it was 69

**Lern** (2:51)
Yeah.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:52)
But it's not. Maybe in a little while it will be.

**Rafe** (2:56)
But today was like, it gave me just a little hope for Halloween and I looked up we're at 101 days until Halloween.

**Moon** (3:03)
Which is on a Saturday this year.

**Rafe** (3:04)
I know.

**Moon** (3:05)
It's a big deal. That's a big deal.

**Rafe** (3:07)
I'm excited. I've already started dreaming it up.

**Moon** (3:09)
Yeah, it only happens like once every hundred years.

**Rafe** (3:13)
Every seven.

**Moon** (3:13)
That's the math, man.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:17)
Yeah, you know what, if it was on a Monday or a Saturday for me, it's fine.

**Moon** (3:22)
It just means more crap is going to happen. Bad things.

**Rafe** (3:25)
What do you mean?

**Moon** (3:26)
More people are going to get, you know.

**Lern** (3:28)
Are you talking about more mischief?

**Moon** (3:29)
Yeah, more mischief.

**Lern** (3:30)
More mischief. No way.

**Moon** (3:31)
Fewer people have things to do in the morning.

**Lern** (3:32)
Guys.

**Rafe** (3:32)
I'm calling it now. Return of satanic panic.