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KISS, GWAR & The Smelliest Fan Bases

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

October 7, 2026

Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons kick things off, Blothar the Berserker joins us to defend GWAR’s honor, and the Rizzuto Show tackles the question nobody else had the courage — or functioning nostrils — to ask: which fan base smells the worst?

Speakers Rizzuto, Rafe, Tony Patrico, Jeff Burton, Moon Valjean, Blothar the Berserker, Scott, Hannah Young

TopicsComedySociety & Culture

Rizzuto (0:00)

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Rizzuto (0:30)

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Rafe (1:30)

Hey, it's Rafe. I'm here with Stewie from Stewart's American Morgans. Stew, ever since I closed my loan with you, I get It's scam... letters left and right.

Tony Patrico (1:35)

You know, Rafe, that information you close your loan is public record. So people get all kinds of junk in the mail.

Jeff Burton (1:40)

This is why you contact me on my personal cell phone. After you close the loan, I'm available nights, weekends.

Tony Patrico (1:46)

Your home is the biggest investment you're going to make in your life.

Rizzuto (1:48)

Don't you want someone you can contact when you need to contact them?

Rafe (1:51)

Call the guy you can count on. It's Stu 314-324-4440 or Google the bagel loan, NLS number 226-715.

Rizzuto (2:03)

So Rafe, you said you watched the new Evil Dead movie?

Rafe (2:05)

Yeah, I watched the most recent one. Yeah, I don't know. I missed it when it came out, but it was pretty good. I enjoyed it a lot.

Much of a throwback, a lot of crazy, crazy death and gore. And there's some wild stuff in it.

Rizzuto (2:22)

I mean, you guys like the scary movies this time of year? Yeah. Yeah, you watch? Do you watch with the kids, Moon, at all?

Moon Valjean (2:27)

Yeah, I remember I showed them Blair Witch and they said, Hey man, what are you thinking?

Rizzuto (2:32)

Have you still not seen The Shining?

Moon Valjean (2:34)

I have seen The Shining.

Rizzuto (2:35)

Who in here did not see The Shining? You see The Shining? The Shining's great. I watched it recently. I like full. Maybe that's what I'm thinking of.

Rizzuto (2:42)

Like full front to back watched it.

Rizzuto (2:44)

And it's great.

Rizzuto (2:45)

It holds up, man.

Rafe (2:46)

Well, this one was, I think it was 2025 I mean, it's pretty new and I guess I missed it when it came out. I didn't go see it, watched it last night on streaming and it was good, pretty good. There's some crazy, crazy stuff in it.

Where I was like, the kind of stuff for you almost look away. Like if you, you know, and it's Old School Evil Dead. It's not the campy. It's the first movie. All right.

Rizzuto (3:12)

So my buddy wrote the golden rules of surviving a horror movie. So if you're if you're in a horror movie, here are the golden rules if you want to survive as a character. Number one, don't investigate the noise. No, if something crashes downstairs at 3am, you do not need to know why. Well, if something can wait till morning, let it wait.

Number two, surviving a horror movie. Don't go into the basement.

Rizzuto (3:35)

Never.

Rizzuto (3:35)

Never. Also, never split up.

Rizzuto (3:38)

Right.

Rizzuto (3:39)

Don't split up. Keep your phone charged for God's sakes. A 2% battery is basically death sentence in a horror movie.

Jeff Burton (3:48)

It's like the flashlights.

Rizzuto (3:49)

Don't trust the creepy kid. Don't trust the creepy kid, especially if he's got an imaginary friend nobody else can see.

Do listen to the person that everybody thinks is crazy. Yes. Do listen to the person that everyone thinks is crazy. They usually know exactly what's happening.

Moon Valjean (4:09)

It's just like the Widows Bay. I mean, that's the Widows Bay rule.

Rizzuto (4:13)

Yeah. Do listen to the crazy person. Leave the doll, necklace, videotape, puzzle box and creepy antique exactly where you found them. Don't touch.

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