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King Scott’s New Baby, Mohs Surgery, & The Pickleball of Punishments

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

September 8, 2026

King Scott has officially welcomed a new Princess into the world, which means congratulations are in order—and, more importantly, it’s time for a group of grown adults to argue over who won the baby pool.

Speakers Scott Rizzuto, Moon, Devin, Lern, Rafe

TopicsComedySociety & Culture

Scott Rizzuto (0:00)

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Moon (2:32)

Rizzuto, Rizzuto, Rizzuto.

Scott Rizzuto (2:36)

Oh, right. Okay, let's get into this.

Moon (2:40)

Off to a good start. Off to a great start. Yeah, yeah.

Scott Rizzuto (2:43)

We're all here, except for Scott. Scott's not here. Devin is here. Good morning, Devin.

Devin (2:48)

Good morning.

Scott Rizzuto (2:48)

Are you ready? Are you ready for the journey that is the next couple weeks because King Scott had a baby over the weekend?

Devin (2:56)

I'm so ready. Prince was born.

Scott Rizzuto (2:59)

Princess. Princess was born.

Devin (3:01)

Princess was born.

Scott Rizzuto (3:03)

Do we have the stats? So as far as guessing the date of birth, we're all wrong, right?

Lern (3:11)

Right.

Moon (3:11)

I like how you call it stats. I asked him for the dimensions yesterday.

Scott Rizzuto (3:15)

Oh, what are the dimensions of the baby?

Moon (3:17)

Did he give them to you?

Scott Rizzuto (3:18)

Yeah. Well, as is tradition, King Scott takes forever to write anybody back.

Moon (3:26)

It's only going to get worse. It's going to get so much worse. It's going to get so much worse.

Scott Rizzuto (3:32)

So I wrote him, has everybody feeling? Give me the stats on the baby. And that was at noon. He wrote me back last night, around 8.30.

Devin (3:41)

Yeah. He must have been doing a run.

Scott Rizzuto (3:44)

Oh, everybody got their messages back.

Devin (3:46)

I called him in the middle, early afternoon, just to be like, I wonder what hospital they're in. I wonder how the baby's doing. And he texted me around 9

Moon (3:56)

9 p.m.? Yeah. Yeah, I got 9.23.

Devin (3:58)

So he must have been...

Scott Rizzuto (3:59)

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