Kevin Ryan and H. Foley from Are You Garbage Talk Male Cheerleaders, Sandwiches, & Dolly Parton

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From Carolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla Show. Adam's guest today, the host of the Are You Garbage Podcast, Kevin Ryan and H.

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Foley.

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Plus the news with Andrew Hobson and now, Adam Carolla.

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Adam Carolla (1:41)

That show's been on your mandates. You get it on. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for telling a friend. Henry Foley's here, Kevin Ryan's here as well. Are You Garbage? Of course, the pod and then the special.

Kevin Ryan (1:52)

Yes, sir.

Adam Carolla (1:53)

Coming out soon.

Kevin Ryan (1:54)

Thanks for having us.

Adam Carolla (1:54)

Which is cool. My pleasure. I had a fun time when I did you guys.

Kevin Ryan (1:58)

Yeah, you were great.

Adam Carolla (1:59)

It was in New York, right?

H. Foley (2:01)

Yeah.

Adam Carolla (2:01)

So you guys are based out of New York?

H. Foley (2:02)

Yeah.

Adam Carolla (2:03)

You seem kind of Philly.

H. Foley (2:05)

Yeah, I mean very Philly.

H. Foley (2:07)

What are you talking about? Yeah, we both grew up in the suburbs outside of Philadelphia, and we both coincidentally started at the same time, comedy careers in Philadelphia.

Adam Carolla (2:16)

I've been seeing stuff on X about your new male cheerleaders over there.

H. Foley (2:21)

I saw that video to the birds got a dude on the pep squad.

Kevin Ryan (2:26)

Oh, yes.

H. Foley (2:27)

It's a bad look on the internet for a lot.

H. Foley (2:30)

Get my agent on the phone. I would have fucking signed up.

Adam Carolla (2:32)

Oh, yeah. Oh, no. You.

H. Foley (2:35)

Yeah, there he is.

Adam Carolla (2:37)

So let's go.

H. Foley (2:38)

I've convinced myself it's AI. I'm not buying it.

Adam Carolla (2:40)

Yeah. Well, but it's around the league at this point.

H. Foley (2:44)

Oh, yeah.

Adam Carolla (2:45)

And, you know, I think so.

You know, when you look at this stuff, it's like when they put, you know, end racism in the end zone or stop hate or something, then they get a bunch of blowback about deadbeat dads and spousal abuse and shit like that. But it's like, who is this for? Like, who watches the NFL?

H. Foley (3:09)

It says, I need a dude out there.

Adam Carolla (3:10)

It says, I need a dude or I need to end hate in the end zone. Like, who's the demographic? What percentage? I mean, I guess what it is is, let's just break it down this way. Life is one big restaurant, right? OK. And then you just say, I've got to figure out what the specials are. I got to figure out what's on the menu. Look, what are we doing today? You go, well, I don't know. How about for breakfast, we do a Denver omelet special. OK, everyone likes a Denver omelet.

H. Foley (3:38)

I like a Denver omelet.

Adam Carolla (3:39)

But if I just go, what about an omelet with giblets and goat cum?

Then you'd go, I don't think anybody. I don't think people.

H. Foley (3:48)

You had me with the giblets.

Kevin Ryan (3:49)

Who wants that?

Adam Carolla (3:51)

Well, someone might want. There might be people. Yeah, but a lot of people like a Denver omelet, right? But who wants giblets and goat cum? And the answer is maybe, maybe. But if that's your way of thinking, then don't make the fucking menu out. Like who, what percentage of people watching an NFL football game on a fucking Sunday, eating pizza and drinking beer with their buddies, wants to see a dude shaking his ass? What percentage? I mean, I'll be generous. Ten percent.